I just went to DUmmie land and read the entire thread. There's enough stupid there to power a small city. I really liked urinespecimen's display of DUmmietude:
Sniff sniff, what's that smell? I smell a pig frying, a roasted repuke porker!
I can picture the following conversation taking place....
urinespecimen: The sky is green!
Normal Person: No. The sky is blue. The grass is green.
urinespecimen: THE SKY IS GREEN!!!
Normal Person: (while showing a colorwheel with the colors labeled AND producing encyclopedia articles explaining why the sky is blue and grass is green) I'm sorry, but you're mistaken.
urinespecimen: Sniff sniff, what's that smell? I smell a pig frying, a roasted repuke porker!
Normal Person: (while looking at the primitive with amazement) Uh, you need to see a mental health care professional.
urinespecimen: Da Winnah!!111!!!!
Then the next day the following post would appear at the DUmp...
urinespecimen: So I was at the gas station yesterday when I had to put a fundie repuke in his place. The idiot was claiming that the sky was blue and that grass was green. I calmly explained to him that Chimpy McCokespoonToastedLegs WANTED him to believe that to take attention away from the red being spilled for oil. He tried to stammer a response, but I cut him off at every turn with well thought out, calmly expressed facts. He had absolutely no way to counter my brilliance. By the time I was done with him he was whimpering a bit, but I could tell that I'd help to uncloud his eyes. As I got in my car the others at the gas station were giving my thumbs up and cheers.