That's where you should have realized that a PhD in Guatemalan Basket Weaving, is worth nothing in the real world.
The point of the useless degree is not to get a job (God Forbid!) but to stay in taxpayer funded institutions for as long as possible. Its an endless cycle - Go to school for a useless degree, get your bill paid by taxpayers, come out of school with useless degree, stay unemployed and get govt assistance, then go back to school to get another useless degree with government funding since you are too poor to do it otherwise.
Keep working until you get enough useless degrees to become employed by the college you are attending, either as a librarian, or a professor of (insert useless degree here).