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Offline Schadenfreude

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I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« on: January 01, 2009, 06:56:47 PM »
Blue-eyed people share a common ancestor.


I know I know... the subject of the post is a teaser..... I am married anyway.  :evillaugh:

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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2009, 07:01:44 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 01, 2009, 06:56:47 PM
Blue-eyed people share a common ancestor.


I know I know... the subject of the post is a teaser..... I am married anyway.  :evillaugh:



Yeah....I know.
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2009, 07:04:15 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 01, 2009, 07:01:44 PM
Yeah....I know.

You have blue eyes, don't you? Double-Whammy.  :p
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2009, 07:11:03 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 01, 2009, 07:04:15 PM
You have blue eyes, don't you? Double-Whammy.  :p

Nope,dark brown.....there is still room for hope. :hyper:
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2009, 07:12:32 PM »
Quote from: Carl on January 01, 2009, 07:11:03 PM
Nope,dark brown.....there is still room for hope. :hyper:

Hmmmmm.... I would have pegged you for a blue. WooT!
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2009, 07:16:49 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 01, 2009, 07:04:15 PM
You have blue eyes, don't you? Double-Whammy.  :p

Nope; hazel eyes, like moss on a cedar trunk in the "great northwet".

But I'm blissfully spoken for, so yer still outta luck.
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2009, 07:19:47 PM »
So does this mean you can nail your cousin if she has brown eyes?

I'm asking for a friend.  :uhsure:
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2009, 07:20:45 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on January 01, 2009, 07:16:49 PM
Nope; hazel eyes, like moss on a cedar trunk in the "great northwet".

But I'm blissfully spoken for, so yer still outta luck.

I don't normally handle rejection well, but that was such a sweet thing to say, hope she is doing well.....  :)
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2009, 07:21:16 PM »
Green eyes here, so I still gotta shot!
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2009, 07:22:18 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on January 01, 2009, 07:19:47 PM
So does this mean you can nail your cousin if she has brown eyes?

I'm asking for a friend.  :uhsure:

I thought you were asking if I could nail my female cousin with brown eyes.  :lmao:

I dont know asdf.... hmmmm.  :evillaugh:
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2009, 07:26:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on January 01, 2009, 07:21:16 PM
Green eyes here, so I still gotta shot!

Be still my heart!  :hyper:
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2009, 07:27:43 PM »
Hazel here too and alas, also taken. But a man can dream....

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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2009, 07:32:42 PM »
Quote from: Randy on January 01, 2009, 07:27:43 PM
Hazel here too and alas, also taken. But a man can dream....

:D

He he....  :evillaugh:
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2009, 05:37:08 AM »
Mine are brown, my wife's are blue, and our daughter's are gray.  And we're all taken (or, in the case of my daughter, waaaaay under age!) . . . but I'm taking applications for my harem when TSHTF happens.  :tongue: :naughty:
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2009, 06:57:20 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on January 02, 2009, 05:37:08 AM
Mine are brown, my wife's are blue, and our daughter's are gray.  And we're all taken (or, in the case of my daughter, waaaaay under age!) . . . but I'm taking applications for my harem when TSHTF happens.  :tongue: :naughty:

Always good to be prepared! :lmao:
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2009, 07:24:41 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 01, 2009, 06:56:47 PM
I know I know... the subject of the post is a teaser..... I am married anyway.  :evillaugh:

A tease perhaps... but thankfully'?' a warm massage, snuggle, and some shared chocolate hasn't been ruled out... just noticing  :uhsure:
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Re: I'm sorry, if you have blue eyes then we cannot have an incestuous affair
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2009, 10:26:45 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 02, 2009, 08:48:10 AM
Mine are blue.
And I can talk you into it.

I shall acquiesce.  :hyper:
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