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Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« on: December 24, 2008, 10:35:40 AM »
These headlines, and the jokes, write themselves at times.

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Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure


Sex fest scheduled to be held on 'International Orgasm Day' and seeking to promote world peace called off after owner of venue meant to host event caves in to threats

Yoav Zaitun Published:  12.24.08, 00:13 / Israel Culture 


After weeks of preparations for the largest sex event of its kind in Israel, organizers were forced to cancel it this week due to public pressure and threats exerted on the owner of the venue where the sex fest was to take place.

The event in question, which was scheduled to take place on "International Orgasm Day," aimed to bring together some 250 participants seeking to promote world peace through multiple orgasms reached by masturbation or sex.

The orgy was organized by the Raelian movement, a UFO religion whose followers believe humankind was created by aliens. The group's spokesman, Kobi Drori, said that the orgy was meant to include straights, gays, lesbians and bisexuals, all of them over 18.

"The purpose of the event was to try and bring world peace through mass orgasm, this by experiencing consensual sex and natural, uninterrupted pleasure. It was important to make love without feeling guilty or shy," he explained.

The rest of the story is at:

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3642845,00.html

Some of the comments are pretty funny.

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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2008, 10:42:27 AM »
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Well dammit!  How am I gonna get my money back on my tickets to Tel Aviv at THIS late date?  :thatsright:
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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2008, 10:48:06 AM »
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The group's spokesman, Kobi Drori, said that the orgy was meant to include straights, gays, lesbians and bisexuals

And I'm sure it would've been safe and healthy for all!

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all of them over 18.

Uh-huh.  Sure.
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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2008, 10:58:02 AM »
I'm all about promoting peace, but how the hell does a bunch of people getting together and ****ing like rabbits do anything to promote peace?  How does that make any sense at all?
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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2008, 11:01:31 AM »
Quote from: djones520 on December 24, 2008, 10:58:02 AM
I'm all about promoting peace, but how the hell does a bunch of people getting together and ****ing like rabbits do anything to promote peace?  How does that make any sense at all?

Well, I suppose it keeps them from doing anything else, for awhile, anyway...

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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2008, 02:41:46 PM »
This sounds like a stunt the DUmmies would pull.................if anyone wanted to have sex with DUmmies.
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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2008, 03:16:27 PM »
Quote from: Tantal on December 24, 2008, 02:41:46 PM
This sounds like a stunt the DUmmies would pull.................if anyone wnted to have sex with DUmmies.

It does sound like that.  'Course, your caveat is very valid.
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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2008, 04:14:44 PM »
I imagine the only participants are like DUmmies in the fact that there is no other way on Earth any of them would ever get laid.
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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2008, 07:05:46 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on December 24, 2008, 04:14:44 PM
I imagine the only participants are like DUmmies in the fact that there is no other way on Earth any of them would ever get laid.
I've seen some of their pictures. Even at an orgy, a lot of DUers would never get laid.
Not even with Raelian beer goggles could some of these DUmmies get laid.

When the DUmmies waddle and slither naked into the orgy hall, one look and and the vomit would start to project. Seriously, it would be a barf-a-thon.
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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2008, 02:52:28 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on December 24, 2008, 07:05:46 PM
I've seen some of their pictures. Even at an orgy, a lot of DUers would never get laid.
Not even with Raelian beer goggles could some of these DUmmies get laid.

When the DUmmies waddle and slither naked into the orgy hall, one look and and the vomit would start to project. Seriously, it would be a barf-a-thon.

Thus the stipulation "masturbation or sex" in the article.

....and you're right. The sight of a bunch of DUmmies attempting some sort of sex act would be quite a turn-off for most people.
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Re: Mega-orgy in Tel Aviv cancelled due to public pressure
« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2008, 03:11:45 AM »
Quote from: djones520 on December 24, 2008, 10:58:02 AM
I'm all about promoting peace, but how the hell does a bunch of people getting together and ****ing like rabbits do anything to promote peace?  How does that make any sense at all?

Just think of how the arab vermin occupying land in Judea and Sumeria would react to an event like this. One would be able to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth from several galaxies over.
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