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Offline bijou

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Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig
« on: December 02, 2008, 02:51:40 PM »
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A 20-year-old woman told police the wig she was wearing got snatched by an ex-boyfriend, who pedaled away on a bicycle, according to a report released Monday.

The victim said she left a party and was walking east on Southeast Voltair Terrace about 3 a.m. Friday when her ex-boyfriend came up on a bicycle.

She said he started arguing and yanked off a black wig that was sewn to her natural blond hair. The ex-boyfriend reportedly slapped her after she began chasing him.

Investigators found the victim's hair in "disorder.” She said she and the alleged wig-snatcher lived together for eight months. She knew his first name, but apparently only recalled the first letter of his last name.
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You will not be surprised to learn that Port St. Lucie is in Florida.
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Re: Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2008, 03:16:53 PM »
Man, I could have used an 8 month close relationship like that when I was in college..... :rotf:
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Re: Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2008, 04:40:57 PM »
At least he didn't snatch her merkin .
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Re: Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2008, 07:47:32 PM »
Ok, why would a blond wear a black wig?   :whatever:
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Re: Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2008, 07:51:54 PM »
It's Port St. Lucie.  Ain't no figuring out those people.  They're bizarre even by Florida standards.  Being that our parent company also owns the St. Lucie and Turkey Point, I hear a few things from the folks down there.
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Re: Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2008, 07:52:04 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 02, 2008, 04:40:57 PM
At least he didn't snatch her merkin .


LOL!  :rofl:
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Re: Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2008, 08:09:41 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on December 02, 2008, 07:47:32 PM
Ok, why would a blond wear a black wig?   :whatever:

To appear more intelligent?
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Re: Port St. Lucie woman says ex-boyfriend rides up on bike, snatches wig
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2008, 08:13:41 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on December 02, 2008, 08:09:41 PM
To appear more intelligent?
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