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primitives have cyberchondria
« on: November 25, 2008, 05:39:15 PM »
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Oh my.

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groovedaddy  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-25-08 12:39 PM
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Microsoft Examines Causes of ‘Cyberchondria’ 

If that headache plaguing you this morning led you first to a Web search and then to the conclusion that you must have a brain tumor, you may instead be suffering from cyberchondria.

On Monday, Microsoft researchers published the results of a study of health-related Web searches on popular search engines as well as a survey of the company’s employees.

The study suggests that self-diagnosis by search engine frequently leads Web searchers to conclude the worst about what ails them.

The researchers said they had undertaken the study as part of an effort to add features to Microsoft’s search service that could make it more of an adviser and less of a blind information retrieval tool.

Although the term “cyberchondria” emerged in 2000 to refer to the practice of leaping to dire conclusions while researching health matters online, the Microsoft study is the first systematic look at the anxieties of people doing searches related to health care, Eric Horvitz said.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/25/technology/internet/2...

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mzmolly  (1000+ posts)      Tue Nov-25-08 03:47 PM
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1. Uh oh, I have a headache.

I had no idea that meant I had a brain tumor.

The molly primitive's making fun of her fellow primitives who think it's serious.

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uppityperson  (1000+ posts)        Tue Nov-25-08 04:34 PM
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2. Back in nursing school I had all sorts of things.

Symptoms fit all sorts of diagnoses. I finally caught on when I figured out that I didn't really have TB, but it was worrisome.

Cousin had severe headaches, had an open mind when had brain tumor removed.

You know, when I was a little lad, the parents used to call this "that Reader's Digest thing."

The Reader's Digest from the 1930s on used to have articles exposing this new disease or that exotic ailment.  I'm sure that's where the warped primitive, as a little lass, acquired this absurd notion that she's "lactose intolerant."  She wanted to feel "special," she wanted soda instead of milk, and just by chance, there was this article in the Reader's Digest.....

The parents used to insist that if the Reader's Digest discovered hangnail of the nares, there'd be at least 100 people in our town of circa 3000, coming in complaining about it.
apres moi, le deluge