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Offline Jenkz

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New Here
« on: November 09, 2008, 08:52:05 PM »
Hello all, I'm new here. Rebel recruited me from another site I'm on. Anyways, just thought I would tell you a little about myself. I'm a student at the University of Memphis (Go Tigers!) double majoring in Political Science and Economics, I play golf more than I should, and I have many other hobbies, one of which includes graphic design. You can view my portfolio here:    markjenkins.carbonmade.com   Let me know what ya think. I'm also running for Alderman in Atoka,TN the day I'm old enough (haven't checked with the election commission yet to see the age requirements). So, if you are not a resident of Atoka, please visit your local ACORN office and register here TODAY ;) I kid, I kid. Anyways, that's all I got right now. Glad to be here. God Bless America!

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Re: New Here
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2008, 08:54:46 PM »
Welcome aboard, as the saying goes...Any friend of Rebel's











Needs to be deloused.


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Re: New Here
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2008, 09:06:03 PM »
Be sure to check out our "real" comedy forum, the DUmpster. Liberal Lunacy on display.  :lmao:

BTW, golf? You and Ralph will get along well. I used to play A LOT, but haven't in about a year. ...and I live on a damn golf course.  :banghead:

Dixiebelle, say hello to one of your own.  :-)

Oh, and Jenkz? Dixie's hot.  :naughty:

Now, Rightcoast, do you want 10 bitchslaps? Or 100?  :lmao:
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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

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Re: New Here
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 09:08:00 PM »
How about 75 to catch up to you?
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Re: New Here
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2008, 09:09:51 PM »
Welcome!  Watch out for Schade -- she'll mess with your head...
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Offline Jenkz

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Re: New Here
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2008, 09:16:12 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on November 09, 2008, 09:06:03 PM
Be sure to check out our "real" comedy forum, the DUmpster. Liberal Lunacy on display.  :lmao:

BTW, golf? You and Ralph will get along well. I used to play A LOT, but haven't in about a year. ...and I live on a damn golf course.  :banghead:

Ha, I get enough of that at MT.Org. And if I knew who Ralph was, I'm sure we would get along just fine haha. I don't know how you live on a golf course and not play for a year. I couldn't do it. I would never go to work or class haha.

Thanks for the "warm" welcome fellas ;)
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Offline Carl

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Re: New Here
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2008, 09:30:01 PM »
Golf??!! :-)
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Re: New Here
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2008, 09:32:42 PM »
Quote from: Carl on November 09, 2008, 09:30:01 PM
Golf??!! :-)

Yeah, something we do down in the "nice" part of the country where we actually have warm days.  :-)
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Re: New Here
« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2008, 10:34:09 PM »
Welcome to CC!  :cheersmate:
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Re: New Here
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2008, 05:10:42 AM »
Quote from: Carl on November 09, 2008, 09:30:01 PM
Golf??!! :-)

"Golf" is called "golf" because the words "shit" and "****" were already taken.

Welcome, Jenkz.
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Offline Jenkz

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Re: New Here
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2008, 07:43:13 AM »
Thanks, glad to be here.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2008, 07:48:17 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 10, 2008, 05:10:42 AM
"Golf" is called "golf" because the words "shit" and "****" were already taken.

I thought it was "Gentlemen Only, Ladies **** Off".  :-)

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Re: New Here
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2008, 04:37:29 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on November 09, 2008, 09:32:42 PM
Yeah, something we do down in the "nice" part of the country where we actually have warm days.  :-)

I spent all last week in North Carolina playing.
Beautiful part of the country.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #13 on: November 10, 2008, 05:14:11 PM »
Welcome!  :cheersmate:
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Re: New Here
« Reply #14 on: November 10, 2008, 05:18:26 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on November 09, 2008, 09:09:51 PM
Welcome!  Watch out for Schade -- she'll mess with your head...

If you're lucky.   :lmao:

Welcome aboard.
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Re: New Here
« Reply #15 on: November 21, 2008, 11:01:53 PM »
I've come to mess with your head.  :evillaugh:

Just kidding, I don't bite hard really.

Welcome and if you are a mouth breather, you will have fierce competition, but will fit in quite nicely.  :cheersmate:
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