This is fun!

That is too much. I'd make a bumper sticker out of one of these, but I value my tires and paintjob too much.
6:30 yesterday, I noticed that our McCain/Palin sign was missing from my yard.
Obama thugs, imagine that.
There was one person's yard in my neighborhood that had a McCain sign with another sign alongside it that said something to the effect of, "This is my second sign, that someone stole as I was exercising the first amendment. If you steal this one, I will exercise the second"

I was going to put something nasty in place of the sign (they left the metal that it was attached to), but I don't want the house to get egged.