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Offline thundley4

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There's only one thing to take to a Kenyan election victory feast: a goat. Preferably still breathing - “a sign of freshness“ - and with big testicles, apparently the sign of quality breeding.

And so it was that I found myself bouncing along a dirt track towards the ancestral home of the Obamas in a saloon car with the sound of John the goat bleating miserably from the boot.

It had not been easy finding such a quality specimen. The local livestock market had mostly sheep and cattle, with only a few scrawny goats on hand.

Instead, John was spotted at the side of the road by my driver George, who was impressed by the size of its belly and, well, other attributes.
Obama Festival

I wonder if this is anything like Skin's Island?

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If you've ever wanted to see Washington D.C., nows the time. After January 2009, the place will smell like chitlins.
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If you've ever wanted to see Washington D.C., nows the time. After January 2009, the place will smell like chitlins.

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Obama Festival

I wonder if this is anything like Skin's Island?


Yes, they will have sex with the goat.
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