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Offline bijou

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Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« on: October 19, 2008, 10:54:11 AM »
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A man has been arrested and jailed in the U.S for “receiving sexual favours from a vacuum” at a car wash, police say.

The 29-year-old was caught after a local resident in Swan Creek Township, Michigan, called the police when he saw the man acting suspiciously at the car wash.
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At least the cops didn't try to sweep this under the carpet.
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2008, 11:27:46 AM »
Dude got arrested for that?  Man, that sucks.
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2008, 06:58:03 PM »

there must be dick to do in Swan Creek Township on a saturday night.
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2008, 07:04:16 PM »
The vacuum can't help that it carries such a strong attraction. 
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2008, 07:06:10 PM »


hmmm.  it was a "bright and early in the morning" thing.  I would have guessed this was a 2AM sort of thing.

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Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

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ok, honestly, I wonder what law he was breaking.  indecent exposure?  I think my defense would be, "your honor, I had
a serious, serious lint problem that was threatening my health.  I am allergic to lint.  dealing with my lint problem was a
matter of life and death.  and by the way, the vacuum cleaner's name is trixie."

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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2008, 07:31:11 PM »
Quote from: Wretched Excess on October 19, 2008, 07:06:10 PM
ok, honestly, I wonder what law he was breaking.  indecent exposure?  I think my defense would be, "your honor, I had
a serious, serious lint problem that was threatening my health.  I am allergic to lint.  dealing with my lint problem was a
matter of life and death.  and by the way, the vacuum cleaner's name is trixie."



Did he have to pay for the vacuum, maybe it was soliciting prostitution.  :rofl:
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2008, 07:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on October 19, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
Did he have to pay for the vacuum, maybe it was soliciting prostitution.  :rofl:

his last act was stuffing quarters under the vacuum's hose, so maybe that was the charge . . . .


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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2008, 06:32:45 AM »
If this goest to court, the guy's gonna get hosed.   :-)
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2008, 06:39:54 AM »
Nobody has mentioned his poor Hoover that was left at home while he was hooking up with some strange.  :o
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2008, 07:54:39 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 20, 2008, 06:39:54 AM
Nobody has mentioned his poor Hoover that was left at home while he was hooking up with some strange.  :o
...maybe if she had better attachments...   :-)
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2008, 09:54:59 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 20, 2008, 07:54:39 AM
...maybe if she had better attachments...   :-)

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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2008, 02:18:06 PM »
Hmmph, just another vacuous pleasure-seeker.

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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2008, 04:27:44 PM »
Did the vacuum swallow?
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #13 on: October 20, 2008, 05:18:33 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on October 20, 2008, 04:27:44 PM
Did the vacuum swallow?
Bet it needs a new filter now. 
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Re: Michigan Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum
« Reply #14 on: October 20, 2008, 06:14:49 PM »
Aristotle once observed that nature abhors a vacuum. Apparently the aversion is mutual.

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