BNN: Obama Announces New Fairness Tax

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Spokane, WA, October 15, 2008 - Speaking today at a campaign rally in front of thousands democrat presidential candidate Barack No-Middle-Name Obama announced his most aggressive tax reform policy to date.

Noting that thousands of Americans were amputees Obama said those Americans with all four limbs needed to step-up and do more.

"For too long far too many Americans have had to make do with fewer limbs than their fellow Americans.

"Sometimes the right thing to do is to give an amputee and hand-out or a leg up because they are lacking hands and legs. Those who have all their limbs should feel privileged to help.

"My motto is: from each according to his means to each according to his knees."

Calling it his limb-fall profit tax Obama made no bones about his intention to tax the American people an arm and a leg.

[Schadenfreude]

If Obama was missing limbs, would it be then called a ...... stump speech .....? 

Sorry, just reviving a "Bob" joke.

[Chris_]

If Obama was missing limbs, would it be then called a ...... stump speech .....? 

Sorry, just reviving a "Bob" joke.

...and when he campaigns door to door, we could call him "Matt"?   

[Schadenfreude]

...and when he campaigns door to door, we could call him "Matt"?   

 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

or nail him to a wall and call him Art.

[Chris_]

or nail him to a wall and call him Art.

What about his one-legged girlfriend...Eileen?

[Chris_]

Spokane, WA, October 15, 2008 - Speaking today at a campaign rally in front of thousands democrat presidential candidate Barack No-Middle-Name Obama announced his most aggressive tax reform policy to date.

Noting that thousands of Americans were amputees Obama said those Americans with all four limbs needed to step-up and do more.

"For too long far too many Americans have had to make do with fewer limbs than their fellow Americans.

"Sometimes the right thing to do is to give an amputee and hand-out or a leg up because they are lacking hands and legs. Those who have all their limbs should feel privileged to help.

"My motto is: from each according to his means to each according to his knees."

Calling it his limb-fall profit tax Obama made no bones about his intention to tax the American people an arm and a leg.

Dammit sir, I wish you'd stop giving the man ideas!  You and I both know that his lackeys at the Ministry of Troof will read this, and by this time next week, he'll have added it to his campaign platform.