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Offline lastparker

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Please help me scrub my brain!
« on: January 25, 2008, 09:09:12 AM »
Must get rid of the images......

I rarely remember my dreams, but last night I had a doozy, and it isn't hard to interpret the meaning.

In my dream, the family and I had moved to an apartment in a big city.  I hailed a cab to return home from somewhere, still unsure of my way around.  I get in back, and Hillary is driving, and Chelsea is in the passenger seat.  "Some publicity stunt", I think to myself, although there's no paprazzi in sight... its as if she's a mere local politician on the stump.  I give them my address, and Chelsea has a map.  Hillary drives and drives, getting into seedier and seedier neighborhoods.  I'm getting nervous, so I tell her, "It's OK - I'll walk from here."  She pulls over at a diner and suggests we all go in.  We order some food, and Hillary and Celsea are schmoozing with some old guys at the counter who love her.  I'm freaked out, so I ask the waitress for a to-go box, and ask Chelsea what I owe for the ride.  She gets out a calculator, and tells me, "One hundred dollars."  Of course I don't have it, so I hand her my debit card, thinking about how this is going to kill my budget for the month.

Then I woke up.

Make it go away!!!!!   :o
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Offline Celtic Rose

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Re: Please help me scrub my brain!
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 09:10:26 AM »
That is a crazy dream  :rotf:

Offline Flame

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Re: Please help me scrub my brain!
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 09:13:16 AM »
dang, and I thought my dream about trying to round up baby alligators was weird!!

Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Please help me scrub my brain!
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 09:19:21 AM »
The classic "trapped in an open box" dream.  Apply it no more importance.  Think about pinwheels and puppies.

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Re: Please help me scrub my brain!
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 11:16:47 AM »
Were you naked?
Being naked in front of a Clinton can cause long term sexual dysfunction.
I suggest you seek out Freud so you can interpret the danger you may be in.  :-)
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Offline lastparker

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Re: Please help me scrub my brain!
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 01:46:59 PM »
Bahahaha!

No, thankfully I was NOT naked.  heh heh heh
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Re: Please help me scrub my brain!
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 01:59:46 PM »
Were you naked?
Being naked in front of a Clinton can cause long term sexual dysfunction.
I suggest you seek out Freud so you can interpret the danger you may be in.  :-)
Being naked in front of Mr. Clinton can cause pain and career loss.
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