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Offline Chris_

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Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« on: September 25, 2008, 11:41:20 AM »
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Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty

(AP) A man who took his pants off before going out for doughnuts at a shop just north of New York City has pleaded guilty to public lewdness. John Greco admits he exposed his genitals in February while placing an order at a Dunkin Donuts drive-through in Yorktown.

Court Clerk Kathy Dickan says Greco will be sentenced Dec. 11 on last week's guilty plea.

Police say Greco was tracked down because a doughnut shop worker noted the make of his car and his license plate number.

Greco hasn't returned a telephone message left at his Croton-on-Hudson home. He said shortly after his March arrest he had no comment on the police report.

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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 11:47:07 AM »
For God's sakes, DO NOT EAT THE BAVARIAN KREME DONUT!!!!
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 12:33:22 PM »
Why do they assume he took his pants off?  Maybe he just never put any on that day.

Hell, it's 1:30 pm here and I still haven't put pants on yet.
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 12:50:02 PM »
C'mon, how did you guys think they make doughnuts?

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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 01:01:52 PM »
He's in a hole lot of trouble now.
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2008, 01:21:08 PM »
Quote from: EastFacingNorth on September 25, 2008, 12:33:22 PM
Why do they assume he took his pants off?  Maybe he just never put any on that day.

Hell, it's 1:30 pm here and I still haven't put pants on yet.

 :picsneeded:

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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2008, 02:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Flame on September 25, 2008, 01:21:08 PM
Quote from: EastFacingNorth on September 25, 2008, 12:33:22 PM
Why do they assume he took his pants off?  Maybe he just never put any on that day.

Hell, it's 1:30 pm here and I still haven't put pants on yet.

 :picsneeded:

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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2008, 05:12:59 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 25, 2008, 01:01:52 PM
He's in a hole lot of trouble now.
Kinda re-defines the term Krispy Kreme, don't it?
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2008, 05:14:48 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 25, 2008, 05:12:59 PM
Quote from: bijou on September 25, 2008, 01:01:52 PM
He's in a hole lot of trouble now.
Kinda re-defines the term Krispy Kreme, don't it?
 :lmao:
I shudder to think what it is he has been Dunkin.
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2008, 05:26:43 PM »
Quote from: bijou on September 25, 2008, 05:14:48 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on September 25, 2008, 05:12:59 PM
Quote from: bijou on September 25, 2008, 01:01:52 PM
He's in a hole lot of trouble now.
Kinda re-defines the term Krispy Kreme, don't it?
 :lmao:
I shudder to think what it is he has been Dunkin.
The hole idea is just half-baked.   :-)
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2008, 05:31:09 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on September 25, 2008, 05:26:43 PM
Quote from: bijou on September 25, 2008, 05:14:48 PM
Quote from: lug-nut on September 25, 2008, 05:12:59 PM
Quote from: bijou on September 25, 2008, 01:01:52 PM
He's in a hole lot of trouble now.
Kinda re-defines the term Krispy Kreme, don't it?
 :lmao:
I shudder to think what it is he has been Dunkin.
The hole idea is just half-baked.   :-)
The puns are being sprinkled around this thread.
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2008, 06:46:30 PM »
No more glazed doughnuts for me.
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2008, 10:10:04 PM »
Ok.... who's hungry for long johns?
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2008, 09:45:26 AM »
Do I really want to know where that glazed one came from?
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2008, 12:19:57 PM »
I don't think I want nuts on the maple bars anymore.
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Re: Man Without Pants At NY Pastry Shop Pleads Guilty
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2008, 10:24:23 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on September 26, 2008, 12:19:57 PM
I don't think I want nuts on the maple bars anymore.
Bare claws anyone?   :-)
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