A TIT Wahhhhhhhhmbulance thread: If a business pisses you off, Yelp 'em.

[franksolich]

Awww, geezuz, poor Tommy.

[jinxmchue]

Yelp thread #3...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4165821

Man, he's really bent out of shape, isn't it?  He can go on the DUmp and post anything he wants about anyone up to and including very illegal actions and no one does anything about it.  Turn it around and do that to him and he throws a hissy fit.  What a frickin' little baby.

[franksolich]

Well, for whatever it's worth:

I dunno.

I walked into this place, and was immediately attracted to what seemed some dried up old mummy, an ancient Egyptian artifact, perhaps.

Or at least a good imitation of one.

I was about ready to inquire of the price--I run a funeral home, and it would've made a great outdoors decoration, much like the old wooden cigar-store Indians circa a hundred years ago--when the mummy unexpectedly arose and spoke to me, muttering something about his heroics during the Vietnam War.

His name-tag said "Tom," but that's all I caught because I'm not comfortable dealing with old hairy unkempt odoriferous untidy glazy-eyed mummies.

[Airwolf]

Ya know Titty boy may wish to rethink this as I said before. After hus little tirade over at YouTube went into the drink one would think he was smarter then a 5th grader and figured it out that he too can get the same treatment now he advocates for Freepers.

[jinxmchue]

http://www.yelp.com/biz/westvest-assoc-inc-doral

Rick R.

Ventura, CA

1 star rating
10/03/2008

First to Review

The fools who run this center refused a traveling museum to park there the truth hurts!

lol!  Because the DUmp monkeys' beloved Bush-bashing bus wasn't allowed to part in their privately owned parking lot!

Everybody flag it to get it removed.   

[asdf2231]

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 08:13 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. That's great!
 The reason that I know about Yelp is because some cretins freeped my Gallery's site and Yelp refused to do anything about it.

You can pick a business that pisses you off and write anything you want about them.

You can say that you saw a clerk watching kiddie porn on the computer while smoking ice, holding the pipe with one hand and his dick with the other.

Anything.

I hate it when he describes his break time at the gallery.

[Atomic Lib Smasher]

Whoever wrote this.....

So I decide to check out this shop because I heard it had the most extensive collection of velvet Elvis and poker-playing dog paintings in the bay area. As I came in the door I almost tripped over what I thought was some wino transient catching a few Zs on the floor. Suddenly he stirs and rolls over and I notice a name tag with "Tom" scrawled on it in yellow highlighter and I realize he works there. There was a large dark stain spreading from the crotch of his pants and a smell hit me reminiscent of fine bus station restrooms, but being a liberal kind of guy I blow it off figuring, you know, different strokes for different folks and all that. Besides, I really wanted that full length portrait of The King in his white sequined jumpsuit.

I browsed around a bit, past the cheap Japanese paper lanterns and genuine Haitian phallus carvings and Hillary Clinton nutcrackers and all the while "Tom" is staring at me with his red, rheumy, ratlike eyes. Then he slurs, "Are you gunna buy sumthin'?" I reply yes, but told him I was looking for something special. "Cummere", he croaks, and motions me over to the counter. He rummages around for a while and finally produces a cigar box, looks around furtively, and says, "This is a gook ear I took in Nam when I wuz in the Green Beret SEALS." He opens the box to reveal what is quite obviously a dried trumpet mushroom. When I observe that what he has is indeed a piece of vegetable matter and not a human anatomical feature, he gets all indignant and starts sputtering and mumbling something about "doing to me what he did to John Warner", and that he's buddies with all the local cops and ex-special forces guys and knows a "freeper" when he sees one, whatever that is.

About that time I notice that his crotch stain has grown even larger and the Eau de Toilet smell has intensified, so I figure maybe it's time to take my leave. I tell him I appreciate his help but perhaps I'll look at a couple more stores first. He starts grunting and I thought he was about to say something else but he ends up just vomiting into a plastic Ming vase replica, adding an entirely new dimension of smell to the shop. As I pass the counter I notice his computer is logged on to some website named democratic-something-or-other. I look back over my shoulder as I walk out and he's typing furiously on the computer, pausing only once to glare at me again with those red, crusty eyes.

If you're ever in Tiburon looking for some fine art, I'd recommend skipping this place and picking up a nice paint-by-numbers set at the local Wal-Mart. They even have them on black velvet, too.

You just about owed me a new monitor and keyboard.

 

[dandi]

http://www.yelp.com/biz/opia-home-and-garden-gallery-sonoma


BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ho-leee shit.......   

[BlueStateSaint]

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Fri Oct-03-08 08:13 PM
Response to Reply #7
8. That's great!
 The reason that I know about Yelp is because some cretins freeped my Gallery's site and Yelp refused to do anything about it.

You can pick a business that pisses you off and write anything you want about them.

You can say that you saw a clerk watching kiddie porn on the computer while smoking ice, holding the pipe with one hand and his dick with the other.

Anything.

Projection, anyone?  Maybe someone needs to say this about him.