I didn't read beyond the second sentence because the DUmbAsses fabricated story didn't draw me in like a good story is supposed to do. With that said, because of the title, I do want to point out something that I'm sure all of you (not the lurking DUmbAsses) are probably already aware of...
The DUmbAsses and their DemonRat overlords like to claim that MAGA only makes up a small portion of the population, but how can that be since the DUmbAsses seem to be running into them everywhere?