Get ready, dems. You think you couldn't handle a chick, get ready for an Indian minority!
They're from "The Brown" people too, ain't they?
If you don't vote for him you're racist.
Let's see, conservatives = 50% of the vote.
He's "Brown" = 1/2 the guilty liberal vote or 25%
Packy taxi drivers = 5%
There's 80% of the vote....he's a shoooooo-in.