I can only hope that she would stop posting her nonsense and somehow get on with her worthless existence if she were to win, but that's crazy talk. She'd wear it like a badge of honor and just ratchet up the crazy.
I was just looking at last years DOTY nominees, I don't want to sound like prophet nadin, but guess who was the first CC member to mention her as a contender? That's right, I saw the nadin juggernaut coming, it's not something that I am proud of.
How well I remember that.
Up until December 2010, nadin had been one of the lesser-prominent primitives. We knew her, or of her, but didn't pay much attention, and nadin herself wasn't building campfires then, like she has the past eleven months.
But once you nominated her, all Hell broke loose.
There was only like, about a couple of weeks left, and she made up for lost time. I'm sure there's times she outposted even Doug's stupid ex-wife, she was so anxious to get the award.
Despite it being a tremendous effort, alas for nadin, she was too little too late.
Well, she immediately started working on the award for 2011 with the same intense passion, and I thought for sure she'd be all burned out by March, or June at the latest.
Man, was I wrong.
Two things to remember about nadin: unlike nearly all the other primitives, she's not a rock when it comes to intelligence, and she likes playing games. I have no doubt she's trying to play with us as much as we're playing with her.
However, nadin's going to be sorry to hear a certain something, and it might affect her performance.
I haven't cleared it yet with my colleague Mr. Wiggum, but probably there's a new rule for the top primitives; one can be a top primitive only one time, after which no more (primitives #02-10 not counted).
That this is her last chance, her final chance, for fame--well, from the anthropological perspective, it would be interesting to see how she handles it. If she gets the award this year, that's it. No more.