Wow! That’s wild Old Stank…I mean Crank. I myself had a chance encounter just this morning with an extraterrestrial that’s representative from the Alpha Centauri system. He says that his people are just now able to re-establish diplomatic relations with the US. He said that they recalled all of their people during the SloJo administration because if they could ever catch SloJo awake he was either babbling incoherently or trying to sniff people. Apparently, his people are happy to have someone in the highest office who can actually function.
By the way, he did say that one of his greatest pleasures on earth is reading DU. He said that you guys are the laughing stock of this entire galaxy and that he appreciates your efforts to entertain.