My dear lurking DUmmies, as you all know, sometime today the president will declare martial law. No one may hear about it because they will likely do it in stealth mode and have it be a super secret martial law. Regardless, rest assured that in this you were exactly as correct as you usually are.
With the pending martial law declaration and all of the forecasted disappearing, the Fictional Spirit-Guide Corps has asked me to return to duty on at least a part time basis until everything is “normalized”. To do this, I’m required to take some continuing education to get my fictional spirit-guide certifications up to date. The courses that I’m currently taking are entitled “The Low Intelligence and Emotional Issues of the Standard Idiotic DUer” AND “DU: The Parasitic Hive and Its Vacant Minded Members…Complete Wastes of Oxygen or Excellent Examples of Liberal Stupidity and Impotence?”
When I’m done with the two courses, I’ll have to write a brief paper discussing whether, as DUers, your hatred and empty mindedness makes you perpetually miserable OR you are so stupid and so completely delusional and removed from reality that your hatred and empty mindedness has no real effect on you. So, to the DU lurkers, are you perpetually miserable? Or are you too stupid, delusional, etc to realize that you’re perpetually miserable?
Oh, and good call on the stealth mode, super secret martial law. Please keep it up.
