"Cold cuts" cost $3.99 per pound? I know CA is higher than most states, but deli ham, turkey, salami, etc. at the regional chain grocer I frequent (Lucky) are $9-$12 per pound. I might believe
PCIntern's

plausible if he said $6 or 8$ per pound, but $4? His

is fiction.
Though the other woman's astonishment at the stupidity
PCIntern's lie about Trump does give the

a veneer of realism.