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Offline DUmpDiver

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Walmart Bouncy
« on: September 07, 2024, 02:58:17 AM »
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Had a little situation in the Pahrump, NV WalMart today with a Trumper,
I had just dropped off a load at their loading dock, decided to do some resupply of my groceries for my truck, so I'm at the self-check out paying for my groceries, I'm wearing my Kamala for President T Shirt and my USMC Vietnam Veteran ball cap, next to me is a man wearing a MAGA , ball cap, he was giving me the stink eye while I was checking out, he said that I shouldn't be wearing my shirt in His town, I ignored him and continued to check out, at this point, the WalMart associate assigned to the bank of machines came to me and said that I was very brave for wearing my T Shirt in Pahrump as it was Trump country, I looked her and him dead in the eyes and pointed to my hat and said that I had earned the right, as an American citizen and a combat vet to support and vote for whomever I wanted to.
The Trumper finished his purchases and slinked out with his tail between his legs and the associate thanked me for my "bravery" in a very red county, I told her that it wasn't about bravery, it was about the right thing.

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Offline Old n Grumpy

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Re: Walmart Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2024, 06:22:21 AM »
Well I guess since this was only a “little situation “ and not a full blown encounter that uninspired bouncy is all it gets.

Now if there was a jacked up pick up truck belching clouds of black smoke with giant American and Trump flags with a gun rack in back it would have been a better story. :-) :lmao:
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Offline FlippyDoo

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Re: Walmart Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2024, 12:57:36 PM »
One of the biggest mistakes that DUmmies make when they fabricate these fairy tales is that they have the "rethug" subject in the make-believe story acting how they (the DUmmie) would act if the pretend situation was reversed. Yes, if a DUmmie saw someone wearing a Trump or MAGA hat or shirt, the DUmmie, being rude and without manners, would most likely give the "rethug" the stink eye and would probably silently wish suffering and/or death on the "rethug". Just so the idiots know, we "rethugs" are thankfully not like DUmmies. If one of us saw a DUmbass wearing a Kammie Chameleon hat or shirt, many of us would not do anything. The rest would most likely just shrug or laugh at the stupidity of the DUmmie.

Oh, and it's proper grammar to always start your Bouncy Tales with a "So".
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