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Offline CC27

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My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
« on: January 01, 2024, 12:13:43 PM »
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My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
Age 67. Rushed to the ER only a month ago. Prayer warriors activated. Nonstop prayer chains, unanimous assurances that God would heal her so she could testify to his greatness.

Stage 4 metastatic adenocarcinoma with complications didn't blink, and today the DNR is being discussed as she fades fast.

I can hear the spin coming. The lord needed her home. He works in mysterious ways. This was a test of our faith and we mustn't waver. He answered our prayers that she not continue to suffer.

Just once I'd like to hear, "Maybe we are wrong, and there's no sky daddy, and all our magical thinking is hogwash."

Not holding my breath.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/123061893

Even in the new year you Dummies can't stop being assholes for 2 seconds. 🙄

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Re: My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2024, 01:05:31 PM »
Even in the new year you Dummies can't stop being assholes for 2 seconds. 🙄

Not only ass holes, but mocking, irreverent and intolerant ones as well.

Their just an ignorant lot of heathens who deserve to burn in hell  :thatsright:
Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

Basking in the glow of my white Privilege, while I water the Begonias with liberal tears!

I will give up my guns when the liberals give up their illegal aliens

We need a Bull Shit tax to make the Democrats go broke!

Offline Tess Anderson

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Re: My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2024, 06:50:15 PM »
I still see Gayle is still bitter and spiteful. Nasty old hag, she ought to worry about HER salvation, she'll be 80 this year.

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Re: My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2024, 07:06:50 PM »
Why does someone else's religious practices bother this DUer so much?

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Re: My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2024, 09:07:49 AM »
Why does someone else's religious practices bother this DUer so much?


Because they're just nasty people. 

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Re: My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2024, 09:50:50 AM »
Why does someone else's religious practices bother this DUer so much?

They aren’t allowed to break from the herd and believe in any other God than planned parenthood  :thatsright:
Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

Basking in the glow of my white Privilege, while I water the Begonias with liberal tears!

I will give up my guns when the liberals give up their illegal aliens

We need a Bull Shit tax to make the Democrats go broke!

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Re: My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2024, 03:44:35 AM »
Foul, heartless, miserable, hate- filled, bigoted old hag. I'm sure her reserved seat in Hell is primed and ready for her.
If the cousin actually exists, my condolences to her and her family.

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Re: My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2024, 01:18:37 PM »
Even in the new year you Dummies can't stop being assholes for 2 seconds. 🙄

Even when one's own cousin is passing. <eye roll>

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Re: My evangelical cousin is at death's door.
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2024, 02:04:20 PM »
Why does someone else's religious practices bother this DUer so much?

They know enough to realize what's gonna happen when they pass, but refuse to acknowledge that God is real, usually cause they don't want to let go of their ego and other sins.  Classic case of "repeat the lie often enough, and it will be true". 
Romans 6:17-18 But thanks be to God, that you who were once slaves of sin have become obedient from the heart to the standard of teaching to which you were committed, and, having been set free from sin, have become slaves of righteousness.