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Offline franksolich

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primitive tries a funny; lights go out
« on: September 10, 2008, 06:29:23 AM »
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Oh my.

E-mail sharing time.

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YEBBA  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-10-08 03:12 AM
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EMAIL THAT WAS FORWARDED TO ME TONIGHT, PASS IT ON
   
Its almost time

There are less than three months until the election, an election that will Decide the next President of the United States

The person elected will be the president of all Americans, Not just the Democrats or the Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get Together and show each other our support for the candidate of our choice.

It's time that we come together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you support the policies and character of Obama, please drive with your headlights on during the day.

If you support John McCain, please drive with your headlights off at night.

Thank you for your participation

if you REC ME IT WILL BE SEEN BY MORE

Ha haha hahaha.  Whatever.  Maybe Johnny Carson can use that joke on his next show.

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temperancedissent  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-10-08 03:14 AM
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1. HEH LOL HA HA HA
   
OOOH that's good.. You bet I'm passing that along.

You know they just might be dumb enough

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dammitann  Donating Member  (947 posts) Wed Sep-10-08 03:18 AM
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3. Holy shit! I cannot stand it, brilliant.   

I love DU to keep me smiling.

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NanceGreggs  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-10-08 03:26 AM
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4. The....edited for brevity

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temperancedissent  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-10-08 03:35 AM
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6. I just blasted my whole contact list with this email
   
Let's just say that a couple of them might just "do it"

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KharmaTrain  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-10-08 03:36 AM
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7. Oh And Don't Forget To Remind Them To Vote On November 5th
   
Ya know the liberal media is spreading this rumor that it's supposed to be on the 4th. Boooshie signed an executive order moving the election to the 5th. Psssst...pass it along

I don't think Johnny Carson would use that joke for his television show; it's a stale one.

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Re: primitive tries a funny; lights go out
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2008, 06:33:35 AM »
Johnny Carson my ass!  That one's good enough for Jack Paar.

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Re: primitive tries a funny; lights go out
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2008, 06:39:54 AM »
I think that's a pretty good idea. It should make spotlighting DUmmies easier.
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Re: primitive tries a funny; lights go out
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2008, 06:53:30 AM »
I think that's a pretty good idea. It should make spotlighting DUmmies easier.

The joke implies that they seem to realize on some subconscious level that they are all headed to a funeral.
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Re: primitive tries a funny; lights go out
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2008, 07:01:25 AM »
I think that's a pretty good idea. It should make spotlighting DUmmies easier.

The joke implies that they seem to realize on some subconscious level that they are all headed to a funeral.

Yeah, but it's still going to be a "surprise funeral" for most of them. :-)
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Re: primitive tries a funny; lights go out
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2008, 08:08:58 AM »
Actually that's a rather poorly-crafted little item, unlike the famous "Republicans vot Tuesday, Democrats vote Wednesday" email.  In this case the two alternatives are not mutually exclusive, indicating this gag was written by someone with the analytical skills of a, well, of a Democrat.

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Re: primitive tries a funny; lights go out
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2008, 09:34:43 AM »
Actually that's a rather poorly-crafted little item, unlike the famous "Republicans vot Tuesday, Democrats vote Wednesday" email.  In this case the two alternatives are not mutually exclusive, indicating this gag was written by someone with the analytical skills of a, well, of a Democrat.

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It's also as old as the shit between that DUmmies teeth.
Never an original idea from the left.

I got one yesterday from a co-worker that has gone DUmb**** that "Dems drive in the day with headlights on, Republicans drive at night with headlights off to show support for their tickets."  I saw that one four years ago, at least.
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