After that incoherent delusional rant, did the "young teamster" inquire with the police about getting Duncanpup committed for 72 hours observation?
I think in this idiot's imaginary world, he's a grizzled old Teamster who has to take the young cub under his wing and explain how to world works.
Something about being a Teamster stuck in 1975 REALLY appeals to these people. I don't understand: most young kids want to be a fireman, or an athlete, or a doctor. These assholes, when five years old and asked by their grandparents what they want to be when they grow up, somehow said, "I want to be in a union, making an hourly wage, pretending to be part of a downtrodden class that has to constantly stick it to The Man, Grandpa!"
Most boys in the 70s had to search high and low for porn to whack off to. These DUmmies just waited for White Line Fever to come on TV.
Losers.