breezy primitive not going out late at night any more

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8069545

My thanks to LC EFA, who found this.

Skins's island is dreadfully boring today.

Breeze54  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-03-08 02:15 AM
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I'm not going out after 8 PM anymore!!
   
Sunday night I went to CVS in a shopping strip mall, when it was near closing (8:45 PM almost) and got what I desperately needed and got out of there and jumped in my car and took off down the almost empty parking lot to the grocery store as they were closing early due to the holiday and I really needed coffee creamer and then an older woman and her husband just walked right out in front of my car and I stopped about 20 feet from them and then the bitch yells, "Turn your lights on!" and so, I did ... on and then off real quick (Yeah, I'm a smart ass!) and then after they walked past me making comments, I drove 5 feet into a parking space, locked my car and started walking into the store and the bitch starts yelling obscenities at me in an EMPTY parking lot, like my not having my lights on was going to kill someone! (The place was deserted and I always have my lights on but had made a slight mistake), so I stopped for a second and looked at them (they were about 100 ft from me) and she just went on and on with insults and jabs that just blew my mind!

THEN, I decided after I left the grocery store, to run to the small store up the street and I get there and there's a cop there shooting the shit with the clerk BUT there's an old lady backing out FOREVER from a parking space and taking all night (GROAN!) and I was impatient and I lightly tooted my horn to let her know she had plenty of room to back out and (to hurry the **** up!) and just then the "big, bad, cop" comes out and starts yelling at me to "Wait your GD turn!"  He's one of those fat, old, smarmy, power drunk, Barnie Phyfe types and the woman needed a frigging PUSH!! Mind you this is at 10 PM by now on a SUN. night and in a small town with NO traffic after 10 PM! Gheesh! I'm not going out to the stores after 8 PM anymore!!

Was it a Full Moon Sunday night?

No primitives have gathered at this bonfire yet.

[LC EFA]

This  DUmmie should lay off the meth...

That whole post, if I am not mistaken is one single sentence.

At least it has a cop jumping outta the bushes...

[franksolich]

This  DUmmie should lay off the meth...

That whole post, if I am not mistaken is one single sentence.

At least it has a cop jumping outta the bushes...

You know, usually when the primitives no paragraphs, I edit it, not changing a word, so as to paragraphize it, making it easier to read.

But in this case, the whole second and third paragraphs were run-on sentences, and I couldn't paragraphize it.

I must be out of the 19th century or something, because to me, sloppy posting indicates a lack of respect for the audience.

[LC EFA]

This  DUmmie should lay off the meth...

That whole post, if I am not mistaken is one single sentence.

At least it has a cop jumping outta the bushes...

You know, usually when the primitives no paragraphs, I edit it, not changing a word, so as to paragraphize it, making it easier to read.

But in this case, the whole second and third paragraphs were run-on sentences, and I couldn't paragraphize it.

I must be out of the 19th century or something, because to me, sloppy posting indicates a lack of respect for the audience.

I'm more inclined to think that it is an indication of the thought process of the DUmmie in question in this case.

They would probably believe that what they wrote there is completely coherent and understandable to the average reader. This is an indication of either amphetamine use or a natural inability on the DUmmies part to coherently frame their thinking.

[Carl]

Let me guess the things left out of the little story.

When driving through the parking lot at near dark with his lights off and a person doesn`t see him he blows the horn and yells at them. (confirmed by the second part of the tale).

He drives 5 feet to park after them being 20 feet away and suddenly they are a 100 feet away yelling at him...My guess is he gave them the finger when he got out of his car.

He gets to the other store,somehow sees a cop inside yet once again starts blowing his horn repeatedly (the cop would never hear a light "toot") and once again starts screaming at the poor lady trying to back out.

The cop hears this and comes out to stop him from being an asshole.

[JohnnyReb]

Just trying out the script for a new movie....."When Moonbats Collide".

[GOBUCKS]

It's bad enough that DUmmy breeze54 is a raving, dangerous meth head psychotic, at large in society. (Who, believe it or not, has expressed concerns about Governor Palin's mental state!)

It's bad enough that DUmmy breeze54 is an obviously insane moonbat, in severe need of readjusted pharmaceuticals. But misspelling Barney Fife's name is a step over the line.

[Lauri]

greenbriar had a whiny post over there yesterday about her daughter being sent home from work cause she forgot her hat... it is definitely boring over there.

[lastparker]

Geez, for a bunch of people so concerned about their carbon footprint, driving a car from one end of a parking lot to the other seems imprudent.

But that's just me.

[jtyangel]

I'd like to give that cop a Hi5 if I could. 

That fact that the cop came out due to her 'light tooting' or made a comment to her after observing her behavior tells me she was anything but giving the old lady a helpful little push. She was probably still ticked at being yelled at by another old lady and saw means with which to get back a little. Unfortunately for her, there was a cop in the vicinity she didn't know about her told her to knock it off. It's not too hard to read between the lines.

As for the first part, besides the errors in distance, I can find that believable. I've met some real grumps before that are senior citizens. Course, if she came close to hitting them with her lights off, that probably bought her the 'lights on' comment. Sounds like two grumpy hotheads just kind of crossed paths at the same time is all.

[jtyangel]

Geez, for a bunch of people so concerned about their carbon footprint, driving a car from one end of a parking lot to the other seems imprudent.

But that's just me.

Well we all know the bellyaching over that is just for show. I do find it amusing that my daughter and I have walked the 2 miles to Tim Horton's for coffee before, sometimes having her dad pick us up after and sometimes walking back when they use those big bad fuel burning monsters just to cross a parking lot. We do the same thing in the Walmart strip too. If we have several places to go, we walk it and keep our car in one place. What's the point of moving it? No fixation on carbon footprints here, just if it is a nice day, why not give the body a little extra action in the way of walking and enjoy the day in the process?

[GOBUCKS]

Geez, for a bunch of people so concerned about their carbon footprint, driving a car from one end of a parking lot to the other seems imprudent.

But that's just me.

Well we all know the bellyaching over that is just for show. I do find it amusing that my daughter and I have walked the 2 miles to Tim Horton's for coffee before, sometimes having her dad pick us up after and sometimes walking back when they use those big bad fuel burning monsters just to cross a parking lot. We do the same thing in the Walmart strip too. If we have several places to go, we walk it and keep our car in one place. What's the point of moving it? No fixation on carbon footprints here, just if it is a nice day, why not give the body a little extra action in the way of walking and enjoy the day in the process?

Agree fully. I leave my monster SUV parked in one spot, and get some exercise on a nice summer day. But leave the AC running, so the car is cool inside when I return.