Wow. Just wow.
I dunno what the low calorie primitive's problem is, but she's got a big one.
For the record, from what she's said on Skins's island, the low calorie primitive is a happily married woman in the twilight of middle age; three sons, all adults, one of them a "high-school dropout" making "six figures" in the computer industry. Mr. low calorie has always been the chief breadwinner, bringing home the bacon while she brings home the 99-cent package of pork rinds. The low calorie primitive sits on the couch at home most of the day, watching soap operas, and then in the evening, goes out bowling with "the girls."