« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)  (Read 1495 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline BannedFromDU

  • Gyro Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6711
  • Reputation: +1989/-167
  • LITERALLY HITLER
Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« on: October 14, 2021, 01:33:25 PM »
Quote
Star Member KS Toronado (4,367 posts)

Wore my new "**** IT, DIE THEN" vaccine T-shirt to Walmart yesterday Translation: I saw this t-shirt on the internet and made up a story in which I am wearing it and someone notices

in my red town  of course it's red  along with an N95 mask, got a lot of giggles & smiles, but one smart ass mumbled
"****ing liberals" as we passed each other, I turned around and said "I'm a REPUBLICAN" ! (I lied) he stood
there speechless and I added  here it comes! Are you ready? It's the watch-out-Aaron-Sorkin-I'm about-to-go-off speech that silences people and generates spontaneous applause  "that's the problem in this country too many people don't want to do their
part to help us get past this pandemic so this country can get back to normal & put people back to work"

That was ****ing PATHETIC.

He just stood there dumbfounded  of course he was "dumbfounded" & I walked away.

Don't know how to post pictures yet,  but here's the T-shirt  You can post a link to a pic, but not a pic. Bullshit. You were farting around on the web, saw a shirt, and made up a story.

From the Chronicles of Events that Did Not Occur...


That story isn't even lukewarm, bro.

Ben Dayho may need to make an appearance soon.
Logged
This signature is intended to remind you that we are on conquered land.

Offline 67 Rover

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6467
  • Reputation: +1709/-41
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2021, 01:43:27 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on October 14, 2021, 01:33:25 PM
From the Chronicles of Events that Did Not Occur...


That story isn't even lukewarm, bro.

Ben Dayho may need to make an appearance soon.

Can he give a brief description on how he fitted his N95 mask?
Logged
NRA Benefactor member
G.O.A. Life member
G.O.A.L. Life member
Certified Law Enforcement Sig Armorer

Offline BannedFromDU

  • Gyro Member
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6711
  • Reputation: +1989/-167
  • LITERALLY HITLER
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2021, 01:44:53 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on October 14, 2021, 01:43:27 PM
Can he give a brief description on how he fitted his N95 mask?

     Probably up his backside, knowing them.
Logged
This signature is intended to remind you that we are on conquered land.

Offline ADsOutburst

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5214
  • Reputation: +1590/-13
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2021, 01:59:17 PM »
Quote
I turned around and said "I'm a REPUBLICAN" ! (I lied)

Ah yes, the old "pretend to be republican because I think you're too stupid to see through me" routine, also known as "pulling a Lincoln Project".
Logged

Offline DLR Pyro

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9372
  • Reputation: +1547/-29
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2021, 02:12:10 PM »
Quote
I turned around and said "I'm a REPUBLICAN" ! (I lied)

Thanks for admitting that.  It removes any doubt of the validity of your already weak sauce story.

Logged
Biden is an illegitimate President.  Change my mind.

Police lives matter.

Basking in the glow of my white privilege

ProudDad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Wed Mar-09-11 08:50 PM
64.I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in
A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE   https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x4763020

Offline Delmar

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5295
  • Reputation: +592/-41
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2021, 03:28:47 PM »
The shirt is stupid looking.  If I saw someone wearing it I probably wouldn't have guessed that it had anything to do with covid.   Vague message and image--it wouldn't cause me to giggle, smile, or mumble.
Logged
We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again.

Donald Trump

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2021, 03:47:55 PM »
Eeww that shirt is weird looking.  It's got a cartoon syringe on it, and it's spurting out of the top.  Cringe. 

Stupid ****ing grocery store bouncies.  Nobody's looking at T-shirts or masks or anything else.  They're in shock wondering how they're going to feed their kids with all these Biden prices.   
Logged

Offline SVPete

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 29372
  • Reputation: +3238/-248
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2021, 04:41:57 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 14, 2021, 03:47:55 PM
...
Stupid ****ing grocery store bouncies.  Nobody's looking at T-shirts or masks or anything else. ...   

I occasionally have a cashier compliment a Tee I'm wearing. I usually have to look at it, as I don't remember which Tee I'm wearing. I don't know whether I've ever had a fellow customer comment about a Tee I'm wearing, nor have I done so. Where DUmmies find people who feel compelled to comment on Prog-provocative Tees and hats eludes me. It's not the world I live in.
Logged
If The Vaccine is deadly as anti-Covid-vaxxers claim, millions now living would have died.

Offline Ralph Wiggum

  • It's unpossible that I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19492
  • Reputation: +2553/-49
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2021, 05:41:29 PM »
Quote
He just stood there dumbfounded & I walked away.

You forgot about a round of applause, high fives, and of course a cop jumping out from behind the vegetable aisle.

Logged
Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2021, 06:55:10 PM »
My shirt says:

"You voted for Biden?
**** it then Die."
Logged

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18654
  • Reputation: +1989/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2021, 07:02:21 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 14, 2021, 05:41:29 PM
You forgot about a round of applause, high fives, and of course a cop jumping out from behind the vegetable aisle.

Damn it!

Does BouncyBall s/h/it self have to come back from the Skinner's Island graveyard and teach a remedial course in basic DUmp cred bullshit spinning??? After all, when was the last time one of the current crop of mouth breathers even ONCE wove converting the stupid Rethuglikkkan into their tales of logical superiority?

ANYBODY???

 :thatsright: :loser: :rant:
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline Delmar

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5295
  • Reputation: +592/-41
Re: Another WalMart bouncy (damn these people spend a lot of time at WalMart)
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2021, 07:15:25 PM »
I have bought a few political message t shirts over the years but they are usually ill-fitting so I don't wear them and I end up getting rid of them.  But I am into bumper stickers--I have an I MISS TRUMP on one side of my bumper and a brand new LET'S GO BRANDON sticker on the other side.
Logged
We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again.

Donald Trump
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »