I was gonna say Yanni, but his fans can get dangerous when riled!
Now you're making me feel bad. I like some of his stuff, too. I admit he gives off some strong Tinkerbelle vibes. But you gotta give credit to a guy who managed to get a rich cougar (Linda Evans, played J. R. Ewing's wife) to completely finance his rise to fame. Took a lot of hard work. His
real fans claim his music can cure disease (really!) and clear your chakras. You are right, of course, about the very small number of Harleys parked outside the concert hall.