Palin loses the Introverted, Rage-Filled, Jealous Losermom Vote

[MrsSmith]

When I was pregnant with my 5th child, I had an ultrasound done at 4 months because my normal work pants still fit and I was concerned.  (And I am neither hugely obese NOR in such great shape that a pregnancy wouldn't show.)  With vests on, as in the pics on DU, I probably would have made it through most of my 6th month without comment.

I worked all day Friday...a full 8 hours, and was called back in that evening to fix a leak on a dialysis machine.  My water had broken the night before, so I was wearing pads all day, but was not in hard labor by any means.

My oldest took me to the hospital about 11 PM, after I'd gotten someone to cover call for me.  My youngest was born about 3:30 AM.  By 3 PM, I was back home.  My older kids were great about helping with the baby, but not very interested in cooking, cleaning and laundry.     I did wait 6 weeks to go back to my job, but that was because no daycare would take a baby younger than 6 weeks.

I have no doubt that Mrs. Palin did exactly what she said she did.

Besides, the pic on DU has the oldest daughter, who is NOT wearing a vest and is obviously not several months pregnant.   

 

Yeah, I was thinking that too, Mrs. S. If the daughter was really pregnant, I'm sure she would not be allowed to wear something so form fitting. As it is, she looks like most other teenage girls these days...a little pudgy around the middle and accentuated by jeans and pants that fit low and push their baby fat up above the pant line. When I wear my jeans low and they fit a little snug, they do the same thing to me I'm embarrassed to say. 

Really, this is silly. I've seen mothers who are lean like Sarah Palin and they didn't show to the point you'd ask them until they were well into the 7th month--I really attribute this to having no fat on their tummies that pushes out and having very good stomach muscles that hold in. A friend's wife didn't look pregnant until about her 7th month and she had had plastic surgery that pulled her tummy muscles together so they were tight. Good, strong muscles can hold and seperate less quickly then women with weak muscles.

You would think the enlightened over there would have some idea of such things, but I expect they don't hang around women who would be the example of taught stomach muscles to know such things their hate and loathing being what it is.

This is a rural area with a small population but have been told of 3 separate intstances where even the mother didn`t know she was pregnant until she went into labor.

As a guy and dutifully ignorant of certain matters I asked how this was possible given what is supposed to happen to a lady every few weeks.
I was told that not all are even close to that regular and although such a thing is rare it can happen.

Am curious if anyone else has heard of such a thing.

I still have doubts about normal sized people, but have heard this with very large women.  As for the not regular stuff, undeniable.  It used to be quite common for people to have "change of life" babies.  When a woman has been regular for 30 years or more, she knows when it is necessary to use contraception.  When menopause first starts, that time can be literally any time. 

[mamacags]

greguganus  (1000+ posts)       Sat Aug-30-08 06:06 PM
Response to Reply #44
58. can Downs syndrome come from incest? n/t

GregUAnus I would like to kick you 84 times as hard as I can square in your itty bitty, tiny, little, liberal balls, you rotting pile of hyena diarrhea.

[BannedFromDU]

When I was pregnant with my 5th child, I had an ultrasound done at 4 months because my normal work pants still fit and I was concerned.  (And I am neither hugely obese NOR in such great shape that a pregnancy wouldn't show.)  With vests on, as in the pics on DU, I probably would have made it through most of my 6th month without comment.

I worked all day Friday...a full 8 hours, and was called back in that evening to fix a leak on a dialysis machine.  My water had broken the night before, so I was wearing pads all day, but was not in hard labor by any means.

My oldest took me to the hospital about 11 PM, after I'd gotten someone to cover call for me.  My youngest was born about 3:30 AM.  By 3 PM, I was back home.  My older kids were great about helping with the baby, but not very interested in cooking, cleaning and laundry.     I did wait 6 weeks to go back to my job, but that was because no daycare would take a baby younger than 6 weeks.

I have no doubt that Mrs. Palin did exactly what she said she did.

Besides, the pic on DU has the oldest daughter, who is NOT wearing a vest and is obviously not several months pregnant.   

 

Yeah, I was thinking that too, Mrs. S. If the daughter was really pregnant, I'm sure she would not be allowed to wear something so form fitting. As it is, she looks like most other teenage girls these days...a little pudgy around the middle and accentuated by jeans and pants that fit low and push their baby fat up above the pant line. When I wear my jeans low and they fit a little snug, they do the same thing to me I'm embarrassed to say. 

Really, this is silly. I've seen mothers who are lean like Sarah Palin and they didn't show to the point you'd ask them until they were well into the 7th month--I really attribute this to having no fat on their tummies that pushes out and having very good stomach muscles that hold in. A friend's wife didn't look pregnant until about her 7th month and she had had plastic surgery that pulled her tummy muscles together so they were tight. Good, strong muscles can hold and seperate less quickly then women with weak muscles.

You would think the enlightened over there would have some idea of such things, but I expect they don't hang around women who would be the example of taught stomach muscles to know such things their hate and loathing being what it is.

Having been there myself...and NOT in good enough shape to have muscles that hold in a baby-belly, I know it's possible.  I just happened to slowly lose about 10 pounds of fat during the first 5 months, so no one guessed I was pregnant until I switched to maternity clothes.  If I'd been able to dress as she was on these photos, I'd have managed it, too...and I don't run or stay in great shape. 

There is no scandal, no story at all, except that they hate her for allowing the child to live, of course.

     There is nothing more cleansing after a dive into the DUmp than to be in the company of real women here.

[Carl]

greguganus  (1000+ posts)       Sat Aug-30-08 06:06 PM
Response to Reply #44
58. can Downs syndrome come from incest? n/t

GregUAnus I would like to kick you 84 times as hard as I can square in your itty bitty, tiny, little, liberal balls, you rotting pile of hyena diarrhea.

Governor Palin walks the walk and they hate her.

DUmmies set themselves up as the most loving and compassionate among us yet have proven beyond a doubt the utter evil that controls their mind and soul.

[BannedFromDU]

greguganus  (1000+ posts)       Sat Aug-30-08 06:06 PM
Response to Reply #44
58. can Downs syndrome come from incest? n/t

GregUAnus I would like to kick you 84 times as hard as I can square in your itty bitty, tiny, little, liberal balls, you rotting pile of hyena diarrhea.

Governor Palin walks the walk and they hate her.

DUmmies set themselves up as the most loving and compassionate among us yet have proven beyond a doubt the utter evil that controls their mind and soul.

     If that post was still there, I would burn a mole to tell gregtheanus that he should stop wearing condoms when he ****s his sister so he can find out. Very few posts over there make me violent, but that is one of them.

[jtyangel]

When I was pregnant with my 5th child, I had an ultrasound done at 4 months because my normal work pants still fit and I was concerned.  (And I am neither hugely obese NOR in such great shape that a pregnancy wouldn't show.)  With vests on, as in the pics on DU, I probably would have made it through most of my 6th month without comment.

I worked all day Friday...a full 8 hours, and was called back in that evening to fix a leak on a dialysis machine.  My water had broken the night before, so I was wearing pads all day, but was not in hard labor by any means.

My oldest took me to the hospital about 11 PM, after I'd gotten someone to cover call for me.  My youngest was born about 3:30 AM.  By 3 PM, I was back home.  My older kids were great about helping with the baby, but not very interested in cooking, cleaning and laundry.     I did wait 6 weeks to go back to my job, but that was because no daycare would take a baby younger than 6 weeks.

I have no doubt that Mrs. Palin did exactly what she said she did.

Besides, the pic on DU has the oldest daughter, who is NOT wearing a vest and is obviously not several months pregnant.   

 

Yeah, I was thinking that too, Mrs. S. If the daughter was really pregnant, I'm sure she would not be allowed to wear something so form fitting. As it is, she looks like most other teenage girls these days...a little pudgy around the middle and accentuated by jeans and pants that fit low and push their baby fat up above the pant line. When I wear my jeans low and they fit a little snug, they do the same thing to me I'm embarrassed to say. 

Really, this is silly. I've seen mothers who are lean like Sarah Palin and they didn't show to the point you'd ask them until they were well into the 7th month--I really attribute this to having no fat on their tummies that pushes out and having very good stomach muscles that hold in. A friend's wife didn't look pregnant until about her 7th month and she had had plastic surgery that pulled her tummy muscles together so they were tight. Good, strong muscles can hold and seperate less quickly then women with weak muscles.

You would think the enlightened over there would have some idea of such things, but I expect they don't hang around women who would be the example of taught stomach muscles to know such things their hate and loathing being what it is.

This is a rural area with a small population but have been told of 3 separate intstances where even the mother didn`t know she was pregnant until she went into labor.

As a guy and dutifully ignorant of certain matters I asked how this was possible given what is supposed to happen to a lady every few weeks.
I was told that not all are even close to that regular and although such a thing is rare it can happen.

Am curious if anyone else has heard of such a thing.

I still have doubts about normal sized people, but have heard this with very large women.  As for the not regular stuff, undeniable.  It used to be quite common for people to have "change of life" babies.  When a woman has been regular for 30 years or more, she knows when it is necessary to use contraception.  When menopause first starts, that time can be literally any time. 

Yep! My grandmother was 48 when she had her last. He was 2 years older then me.

I'm one of those oddballs who was actually irregular most of my life until my last baby at 34. Perfectly regular since then. Oddest thing!

[MrsSmith]

Yep! My grandmother was 48 when she had her last. He was 2 years older then me.

I'm one of those oddballs who was actually irregular most of my life until my last baby at 34. Perfectly regular since then. Oddest thing!

Wow, that is different.  I'm doing the opposite, now they can be 14 days or 40 days apart, or anything in between.     

[DixieBelle]

Oh mercy me! What utter stupidity! I'm just flabbergasted. Really, really flabbergasted. I really only have two points:

1. They couldn't accept the John Edwards scandal even when it was the 800lb gorilla breathing down their necks. There is NOTHING here. I repeat, nothing to suggest Gov. Palin acted inappropriately much less faked a birth. The lengths their hatred will go knows no bounds. You know, it's attitudes like this and hateful liberal women who drove me into the arms of conservatism. Well, that and a predisposition to common sense!

2. Let them run around flinging poo and eating it. Meanwhile, the adults will get on with the business of swearing in the only qualified ticket to run this country. I hope Skinner and Co. are proud. 

[JohnnyReb]

Yep! My grandmother was 48 when she had her last. He was 2 years older then me.

I'm one of those oddballs who was actually irregular most of my life until my last baby at 34. Perfectly regular since then. Oddest thing!

Wow, that is different.  I'm doing the opposite, now they can be 14 days or 40 days apart, or anything in between.     

Is that you........X-wife deary?

[lizard]

When I was pregnant with my 5th child, I had an ultrasound done at 4 months because my normal work pants still fit and I was concerned.  (And I am neither hugely obese NOR in such great shape that a pregnancy wouldn't show.)  With vests on, as in the pics on DU, I probably would have made it through most of my 6th month without comment.

I worked all day Friday...a full 8 hours, and was called back in that evening to fix a leak on a dialysis machine.  My water had broken the night before, so I was wearing pads all day, but was not in hard labor by any means.

My oldest took me to the hospital about 11 PM, after I'd gotten someone to cover call for me.  My youngest was born about 3:30 AM.  By 3 PM, I was back home.  My older kids were great about helping with the baby, but not very interested in cooking, cleaning and laundry.     I did wait 6 weeks to go back to my job, but that was because no daycare would take a baby younger than 6 weeks.

I have no doubt that Mrs. Palin did exactly what she said she did.

Besides, the pic on DU has the oldest daughter, who is NOT wearing a vest and is obviously not several months pregnant.   

 

Yeah, I was thinking that too, Mrs. S. If the daughter was really pregnant, I'm sure she would not be allowed to wear something so form fitting. As it is, she looks like most other teenage girls these days...a little pudgy around the middle and accentuated by jeans and pants that fit low and push their baby fat up above the pant line. When I wear my jeans low and they fit a little snug, they do the same thing to me I'm embarrassed to say. 

Really, this is silly. I've seen mothers who are lean like Sarah Palin and they didn't show to the point you'd ask them until they were well into the 7th month--I really attribute this to having no fat on their tummies that pushes out and having very good stomach muscles that hold in. A friend's wife didn't look pregnant until about her 7th month and she had had plastic surgery that pulled her tummy muscles together so they were tight. Good, strong muscles can hold and seperate less quickly then women with weak muscles.

You would think the enlightened over there would have some idea of such things, but I expect they don't hang around women who would be the example of taught stomach muscles to know such things their hate and loathing being what it is.

This is a rural area with a small population but have been told of 3 separate intstances where even the mother didn`t know she was pregnant until she went into labor.

As a guy and dutifully ignorant of certain matters I asked how this was possible given what is supposed to happen to a lady every few weeks.
I was told that not all are even close to that regular and although such a thing is rare it can happen.

Am curious if anyone else has heard of such a thing.

Re: "As a guy and dutifully ignorant of certain matters I asked how this was possible given what is supposed to happen to a lady every few weeks."

My older sister continued to have her 'event' during both of her pregnancies... up until the 5th month with the 1st one and up until the 6th month with the 2nd.   The Dr. actually said it was not as rare as you would think.

[Splashdown]

Whoa...this thread has taken a bit of a, um, biological turn.

[JohnnyReb]

Yes, well back on topic.

I'm really upset that we have apparently lost the American Bull Dyke vote.

Would you really want to go to a convention with those things running loose in it?



...and you might step in something and ruin your sunday shoes.

[jtyangel]

Yep! My grandmother was 48 when she had her last. He was 2 years older then me.

I'm one of those oddballs who was actually irregular most of my life until my last baby at 34. Perfectly regular since then. Oddest thing!

Wow, that is different.  I'm doing the opposite, now they can be 14 days or 40 days apart, or anything in between.     

yep, made it hell when I was trying to figure out fertility in a cycle. This is my luck though. 

And it is nothing family related either. My mother was VERY regular until menopause.

Go figure. ONe of God's little ha has on me. I take it with good humor.