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Offline dutch508

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There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
« on: May 06, 2020, 07:52:16 PM »
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There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
they don't wear seat belts
if they ride a bike, they don't wear helmets
if driving they talk on the phone and text.
they seldom drive the speed limit
never signal to turn or change lanes
yellow light means step on the gas
Usually drives with a beer open
they might even be a RN or even a MD, but never wears a mask away from the job

Nope and not dumb SOB's

This I noticed today when I made a dash to pick up a flea collar for my cat.

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1. How do they ever deal with, no shirt no shoes no service?

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2. That policy has been handed down by generations. Guys just pull on a t-shirt

But driving their pickup without a shirt or shoes on down a forrest road while texting and popping another beer from the console seems to be the normal.

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3. They park their dually pickup in a compact slot...

Wear a MAGA hat
Have a Bush bumper sticker

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4. Well, if they have a late model truck, which most seem to.

They have to wear a seatbelt. Just saying.

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Re: There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2020, 08:12:41 PM »
Noticed while “making a dash” to buy a flea collar ...

‘Nuff said.

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Re: There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2020, 08:26:11 PM »
DUmp Monkey forgot the part about having truck nuts on the back of their dually.
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Re: There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2020, 10:27:46 PM »
I am taking particular glee in not wearing a mask.

I've seen a few of the herd of sheeple look at me crossways but not a single on of these bad asses has said shit to me. 
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Re: There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2020, 10:37:33 PM »
Wrong. I always use my turn signals.

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Re: There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2020, 08:50:07 AM »
DUmp Monkey forgot the part about having truck nuts on the back of their dually.

IKR? It's like DU-Moron LiberalArkie posted every stereotype that popped into his/her  :stoner: -inspired mind-surrogate. Because there is no way LiberalArkie is enough of a stalker to have observed any of this without getting thrown in jail for stalking.
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Re: There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2020, 09:44:13 AM »
I kept a mask in the car during the 50-days and I put it on when it was ultra windy.  It's actually a bandana... and it'll probably stay in the car till whenever.

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Re: There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2020, 04:36:01 PM »
There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
they don't wear seat belts  I've worn one for decades
if they ride a bike, they don't wear helmets I was raised to not be a ***** and to not wreck a bicycle.
if driving they talk on the phone and text. My phone stays in my pants pocket when I'm driving. Most people I see on their phones are sporting Obama stickers on their cars.
they seldom drive the speed limit I rarely go more than a mile or two over.
never signal to turn or change lanes I do and I also turn in to the correct lane when making a turn.
yellow light means step on the gas This DUmmie has to be projecting.
Usually drives with a beer open I haven't seen anyone do that in a long time.
they might even be a RN or even a MD, but never wears a mask away from the job Finally one that doesn't apply to the DUmmies.

Nope and not dumb SOB's DUmmies are dumber and more useless than a box of rocks.

This I noticed today when I made a dash to pick up a flea collar for my cat. Was that really ****ing necessary? Most people also use commas or periods. 

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Re: There is a typical person who doesn't wear a mask,
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2020, 07:40:31 PM »
I am taking particular glee in not wearing a mask.

I've seen a few of the herd of sheeple look at me crossways but not a single on of these bad asses has said shit to me.

Same.  If they look particularly agitated, I throw a little cough their way, and to about my business.