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Offline Texacon

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5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« on: February 18, 2020, 06:32:55 PM »
I had my choice for President narrowed down to Mike Bloomberg or President Trump.

After weighing everything it comes down to stature. I can’t vote for a president who is shorter than 5’ 6”. I just can’t.

I know they’re both Republicans so I had to think of a way to differentiate and it came down to height. Can you imagine Mike in China, looking up at everyone?  Nope.

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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2020, 06:47:41 PM »
 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Yer killin' me, dude!
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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2020, 07:14:54 PM »
How do you measure yourself to other golfers?

By height.

https://youtu.be/I1M_8ByLMJQ
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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2020, 07:16:39 PM »
I'm picturing the debate stage.  There's only so big of a box until it's obvious. 
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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2020, 07:28:12 PM »
Quote from: Karin on February 18, 2020, 07:16:39 PM
I'm picturing the debate stage.  There's only so big of a box until it's obvious.

It would really be obvious if they are introduced and called out to their podiums. You would see him walk out and then climb his little ladder to get on his box.
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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2020, 07:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on February 18, 2020, 07:14:54 PM
How do you measure yourself to other golfers?

By height.

https://youtu.be/I1M_8ByLMJQ


 :rotf:

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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2020, 07:30:43 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 18, 2020, 07:28:12 PM
It would really be obvious if they are introduced and called out to their podiums. You would see him walk out and then climb his little ladder to get on his box.


HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2020, 07:31:55 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 18, 2020, 06:47:41 PM
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Yer killin' me, dude!


It ... just hit me. There’s no way. If you can’t reach the door handle on the Beast, no dice.

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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2020, 07:45:47 PM »
Bloomy has special debating shoes

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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2020, 07:59:23 PM »
Quote from: DUmpDiver on February 18, 2020, 07:45:47 PM
Bloomy has special debating shoes




 :rotf: :rotf:

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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2020, 08:29:53 PM »
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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2020, 09:31:35 PM »
Woo boy, this is going to be one FUN election cycle. Win lose or draw, I’m gonna enjoy this.

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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2020, 10:57:24 AM »
Maybe the can handle the height difference by using different camera angles and changes of perspective to make it appear Bloomberg is the same height as everyone else?

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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2020, 11:09:17 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on February 19, 2020, 10:57:24 AM
Maybe the can handle the height difference by using different camera angles and changes of perspective to make it appear Bloomberg is the same height as everyone else?

Angled stage?  Just don't have any glasses of water visible to the camera.  :lmao:
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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2020, 11:20:52 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on February 19, 2020, 10:57:24 AM
Maybe the can handle the height difference by using different camera angles and changes of perspective to make it appear Bloomberg is the same height as everyone else?

The camera would have to be 2 feet tall and aimed upwards at a 45° angle.
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Re: 5’ 6” is the presidential cut off
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2020, 11:49:40 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on February 19, 2020, 11:09:17 AM
Angled stage?  Just don't have any glasses of water visible to the camera.  :lmao:
I was thinking they place him closer to the camera and everyone else further away.


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