A caring person would have at least rolled the elderly lady over on her back making breathing easier for her.
You're assuming this incident, and this lady, ever existed. Remember, this is DU allstar TomInTib, by his own admission the second most decorated Seal/Ranger/Swiftboat pilot/Marine/Startrooper in history, close acquaintance of all 20th century celebrities, responsible for the security of US nuclear weapons systems, ghostwriter of nearly all Grammy-winning tunes, owner/operator of multiple fully-automatic weapons (in the state of Coliformia, no less), owner/operator of multiple exotic racecars, convicted felon, drug addict, and identity thief, all the while disguised as a minimum wage trinket clerk. His reliability has occasionally been called into question.