Mount Savage MD.
Isn't that the redneck part of Maryland, over by the West Virginia line? Are there not Black Bears in those wood?
I would expect that the Dummies, with their extended brain pan and extensive knowledge of nature and geography would know better than the turn over rocks searching for them dirty Black Diamonds. Seems like Baltimore, or more specific, the Patapsco River Basin would be a better place to frolic in the great outdoors.