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Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« on: October 05, 2018, 08:15:48 PM »
Uh, oh. Kavanaugh's in trouble now. They've called out the witches!!!

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Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
https://extranewsfeed.com/bind-kavanaugh-emergency-working-for-the-magicresistance-cbd51ee3b3a4

"The following ritual is a variant of my #MeToo spell, which may be found in my newly published book, Magic for the Resistance: Rituals and Spells for Change (Llewellyn Worldwide).

"Unlike the Trump binding spell, there is no need to coordinate the timing of this working. Do it whenever it is convenient, but please do it before the upcoming confirmation vote in the Senate. Many of us will be casting the spell at midnight (Eastern Time) on the evening before the vote if you wish to join forces with us."
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2018, 08:49:30 PM »
Bad news for the members of DU and the rest of the Demon Rat Tick Party. Blackie the Ghost Chicken has told me that he has already placed a super-duper binding boomerang spell of protection on Kavanaugh so that any negative spells cast toward the judge reflects back on the caster.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2018, 09:12:20 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on October 05, 2018, 08:49:30 PM
Bad news for the members of DU and the rest of the Demon Rat Tick Party. Blackie the Ghost Chicken has told me that he has already placed a super-duper binding boomerang spell of protection on Kavanaugh so that any negative spells cast toward the judge reflects back on the caster.

Ah yes, the potent "I am rubber you are glue" spell which worked well for me even back in childhood.

I guess #MagicResistance is pretty much #MagicThinking.

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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2018, 10:19:27 PM »
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Response to WhiskeyWulf (Original post)Fri Oct 5, 2018, 08:58 PM
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1. I'm in.

I cast a binding spell on the orange one as part of my ritual practice. It cannot be overemphasized the power of wishing for natural consequences for Kavanaugh in regards to his drinking and possible substance abuse...those habits usually come home to roost in some negative fashion. Let the universe help that along or at least to stand in the way.
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4. I am IN!

I will be adding a mental image of a mirror sending back all Evil, Cruel Unjust energies.

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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2018, 12:54:56 AM »
More tools in one place than a Craftsman catalog.

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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2018, 08:04:56 AM »
Amazing. They mock any belief in God, but they have no problem with "magic spells."
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2018, 12:31:03 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 06, 2018, 08:04:56 AM
Amazing. They mock any belief in God, but they have no problem with "magic spells."

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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2018, 02:14:03 PM »
I hope that these spells on SCOTUS Justice Kavanaugh work just as good as the ones on POTUS Trump. 

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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2018, 03:08:29 PM »
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Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
https://extranewsfeed.com/bind-kavanaugh-emergency-working-for-the-magicresistance-cbd51ee3b3a4

"The following ritual is a variant of my #MeToo spell, which may be found in my newly published book, Magic for the Resistance: Rituals and Spells for Change (Llewellyn Worldwide).

"Unlike the Trump binding spell, there is no need to coordinate the timing of this working. Do it whenever it is convenient, but please do it before the upcoming confirmation vote in the Senate. Many of us will be casting the spell at midnight (Eastern Time) on the evening before the vote if you wish to join forces with us."

That did not work.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2018, 03:17:06 PM »
It worked! It worked! Kavanaugh is bound ... for the US Supreme Court!
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #10 on: October 06, 2018, 03:49:07 PM »
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Response to WhiskeyWulf (Reply #11)Sat Oct 6, 2018, 05:09 AM
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12. I just did the spell...It was fun adding the voodoo doll twist to the ritual.

I made Kavanaugh's photo of his face into a devil's for an added bonus. I left the wrapped, black candle out in my small back yard where my little dog will be sure to add her own "deposits" on top of it...good dog (a girl dog). Tomorrow it is the ****ing moron's turn! Too bad you don't know of any current hit men in the family. Maybe you could have gotten a good deal on taking a contract out on the moron. No one I know can figure out why no one hasn't already done this since he has zillions of enemies and the list grows longer by the minute.   

*I actually feel better now. I think I will visualize sticking that pin in his genitals as I drift off to sleep. 

And they want us to vote such creatures into power.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2018, 04:41:59 PM »
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Response to WhiskeyWulf (Reply #11)Sat Oct 6, 2018, 05:09 AM
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12. I just did the spell...It was fun adding the voodoo doll twist to the ritual.

I made Kavanaugh's photo of his face into a devil's for an added bonus. I left the wrapped, black candle out in my small back yard where my little dog will be sure to add her own "deposits" on top of it...good dog (a girl dog). Tomorrow it is the ****ing moron's turn! Too bad you don't know of any current hit men in the family. Maybe you could have gotten a good deal on taking a contract out on the moron. No one I know can figure out why no one hasn't already done this since he has zillions of enemies and the list grows longer by the minute.   

*I actually feel better now. I think I will visualize sticking that pin in his genitals as I drift off to sleep.

Oh man! You used a wrapped, black candle? For your sake I hope you made sure that it was EXACTLY 3 inches long!!! If not...well...too bad for you. If that candle was any length other than 3 inches you are so screwed even without Blackie the Ghost Chicken's spell of protection on Justice Kavanaugh.

Oh well...I guess you brought it on yourself.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2018, 05:55:01 PM »
I got hit with one of those binding spells a few weeks ago. it took exlax and a quart of prune juice to unbind from it . :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #13 on: October 06, 2018, 07:30:18 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on October 05, 2018, 08:49:30 PM
Bad news for the members of DU and the rest of the Demon Rat Tick Party. Blackie the Ghost Chicken has told me that he has already placed a super-duper binding boomerang spell of protection on Kavanaugh so that any negative spells cast toward the judge reflects back on the caster.

Blackies spells always trump the weak dummie spells
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #14 on: October 06, 2018, 08:42:52 PM »
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2018, 10:02:29 AM »
So.
Now we learn their magic is weak and ineffective. Kinda like it was just made up sh!t all along.
I'm guessing DUmmies are too insane to recognize their failure and move on to something that might actually work.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2018, 01:03:12 PM »
They're not true witches. Everyone knows that, to be a true witch, one must weigh the same as a duck. No way any DUmbass is even close to that weight.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2018, 01:41:34 PM »
IIRC, Lindsay Graham suggested tossing Kavanaugh into a pond to see if he would float. Maybe he was more correct in that moment of sarcasm than he knew?
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2018, 07:47:45 PM »
Quote from: Zathras on October 07, 2018, 01:03:12 PM
They're not true witches. Everyone knows that, to be a true witch, one must weigh the same as a duck. No way any DUmbass is even close to that weight.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2018, 08:26:04 PM »
WTF!  No really WTF?  Just as you think the DUmmies have reached their limit on public display of crazy, they print something like this.  :mental:
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2018, 09:27:05 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 06, 2018, 12:54:56 AM
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2018, 06:01:57 AM »
1. Obviously, the devil- worshipers failed, yet again. After all their failed attempts to curse President Trump, you'd think they'd learn.
2. It's unsurprising they would. Kavanaugh and his family are Christians, and have many Christians nationwide praying for them. Thus, they are protected by the one true God, who is infinitely more powerful than any unclean spirits the devil- worshipers may have sent at him.
3. Of course, the DUmmies believe that all Christians are brainless, superstitious morons whose beliefs are out of touch with reality, yet they simultaneously believe ridiculous garbage like that spell is perfectly reasonable.
4. Gotta love the original author of that article of course using it to help plug his stupid new book, which is undoubtedly filled with even more BS spells.
5. Also gotta love the full article insisting that Kavanaugh will overturn Roe v. Wade. He's had so many ridiculous BS accusations thrown at him, I suppose one more wouldn't hurt.
6. Pigman is seriously disturbed. His openly calling for the assassination of a now- sworn- in US Supreme Court Justice could earn him a visit from the FBI.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2018, 06:47:06 AM »
They should have used my totally foolproof spell I posted earlier. It would surely have worked.

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First, you will need these things:

46 scented candles (any scent will do, but they must be scented)
15 onions
1 glass bottle that has never had any kind of liquid inside of it
7 cans of Ajax (no more, no less)
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lederhosen
bra (worn on top of your head)
disco shoes with goldfish in the soles
a doctor's head mirror (worn around your waist)

First, you will need to wait until the second new moon of the month. Then, find a nice, open area. The middle of a stadium during a homecoming game is perfect. Just don't mind the players or people watching in confusion. They won't understand. Then, using the Ajax, draw a series of concentric circles on the ground. Place the 46 candles in random locations in the circles. Light 19 of them, and leave the others dark. Drink the coffee and dice the onions, making sure to breathe in the fumes deeply for maximum tears. The tears represent all of the crying that you did since Trump was elected. Then, you must make the image of a penguin out of the grass and dirt. Light it on fire, and sacrifice it to the cow god Moolor while reciting this phase 8 times: "deddoteew gnikafos erew". Then say that same phase backwards 8 times and then stand motionless for 5 hours. This part is crucial. You must not move from that spot or do anything during that time. Otherwise, you will have to start all over. If nothing unusual happens, then the spell was a success and you can go home.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2018, 12:09:31 PM »
Since Kavanaugh got seated I assume the DUmmie rolled a 1 on the D20...and then got killed by a storm giant.
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Re: Bind Kavanaugh: Emergency Ritual for the #MagicResistance
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2018, 03:19:57 PM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on October 08, 2018, 12:09:31 PM
Since Kavanaugh got seated I assume the DUmmie rolled a 1 on the D20...and then got killed by a storm giant.

Those idiots couldn't fight off a pack of Kobolds.

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