Actually, as I read this tripe I began to suspect Teb's brother was practicing aversion therapy.
"Honey, when are we going to meet some of your family?" "Mom and dad would like to get to know them before the wedding." Lather, rinse, and repeat this for weeks on end.
Finally, BroTeb says to himself "wanna meet the family? ... wanna meet the family ... hang on Nellie I'll take care of it and your f_ing meddling mother too."
The rest, as they say, is now bouncy history.