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Offline AzJames73

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TMN wants to scream
« on: August 22, 2017, 05:25:10 AM »
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Bullshit Bullshit Bullshit I Want To Scream. That Is All.
         

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2. Can't count the times I've done that in the past few months.

I've also been doing quite a bit of yelling of other similarly "colorful" phrases at various inanimate objects (and the occasional annoying insect.)


I guess President Trump's great speech made the old fart want to stroke out. That's my guess anyway  :-)
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2017, 07:12:38 AM »
Hypertensive ol' Bob screaming is like watching a little old lady getting haemorrhoids reamed out of her.

With apologies to little old ladies, of course.
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2017, 07:23:45 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 22, 2017, 07:12:38 AM
Hypertensive ol' Bob screaming is like watching a little old lady getting haemorrhoids reamed out of her.

With apologies to little old ladies, of course.

Do you have any mind bleach?  I need it right now. :thatsright: :fuelfire:
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2017, 07:35:41 AM »
Tell me more, TMN. Tell me all about it. I'm your Dementorberry! :-)  :fuelfire:
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2017, 01:47:48 PM »
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2017, 02:25:26 PM »
Going out on a limb, I'm guessing TMN listened to Trump's speech last night - or to MSM misrepresentations thereof - and was struck by a special fear. What if - HORRORS! - Trump ... succeeded!
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2017, 02:28:20 PM »
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aww, shut up and bite the pillow, you whiney little bitch.

That is all
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2017, 04:26:58 PM »
Poor Bob, such a sad little triggered snowflake.
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2017, 04:40:42 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on August 22, 2017, 04:26:58 PM
Poor Bob, such a sad little triggered snowflake.

Its about time he shuffled off this mortal coil.
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2017, 04:54:16 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on August 22, 2017, 04:40:42 PM
Its about time he shuffled off this mortal coil.

He's lingering like the big blob from Bellevue, although to his credit, hypertensive ol' Bob's never made any hay about his terminality.

The big blob promised us on May 8, 2015, that he had two years to live.

Well, May 8, 2017 was some time ago, and.....
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2017, 05:17:13 PM »
Now, let is take the Wayback machine to 2009.

OK, let's set our sights on Joe Conservative:

His reaction to obozo's win and subsequent leftward presidency, which included a WHOLE lotta "gimme gimme" and flatout lawbreaking.

Joe's reaction?

"DAMN!  Looks like I have to buckle down and do all I can to make sure that Washington DC hears me.  I have to work, so it will be after hours, on the Internet. I will join like-minded groups online (the most intelligent joining CC) and start locally.  I am pissed that the government has been turned into an agent of evil to try to hurt ME, because I was stupid enough to decide to work hard, avoid unplanned pregnancies and just clock in and out.  If I am lucky I will get a Presidential candidate who hates the current patronage system as much as I do.  In the meantime, set the alarm and tomorrow is another day."


Liberal reaction to life in 2017:

SCREEEEAAAAMMMM!!!! I am SOOOOO UPSET that my desired outcome didn't HAPPEN!!  MOOOMMMYYY!!!  I NEED TO SUCKLE WITH YOU AND NOT MY WIFE!!!!!!  MOMMMMMMEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2017, 05:23:08 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 22, 2017, 04:54:16 PM
He's lingering like the big blob from Bellevue, although to his credit, hypertensive ol' Bob's never made any hay about his terminality.

The big blob promised us on May 8, 2015, that he had two years to live.

Well, May 8, 2017 was some time ago, and.....

Frank, I stumbled on something last night that might explain the Steve's longevity.  We all know how much time he spent huffing fumes whilst suspended over a huge vat of sewage on his little catbird seat:

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Chemical Compound That Gives Poop Its Stink Extends Healthy Lifespan in Animals

Indole, an organic chemical compound that’s found in our gut and contributes to the smell of poop, increases the healthy lifespan of worms, flies, and mice, according to new research. Scientists say this likely applies to humans as well, and that this stinky substance could eventually be used to delay age-related diseases.

New research published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences shows that indole compounds, which are produced by bacteria in the gut, extends the healthy lifespan of a diverse set of organisms, including nematode worms, fruit flies, and mice. In tests, animals who were exposed to the compound remained free of age-related health complications over a greater fraction of healthy lifespan than those animals who weren’t exposed to the compound.

Importantly, indole didn’t extend an animal’s overall lifespan—rather, it extended so-called “healthspan,” or the length of time before age-related problems start to creep in. Scientists still need to figure out if indole does the same thing to humans, and how it is exactly that indole generates these observed health benefits. But the lead researcher of the new study, Daniel Kalman from Emory University in Atlanta, is cautiously optimistic that this compound can eventually be used to delay age-related diseases and frailty in humans.

http://gizmodo.com/chemical-compound-that-gives-poop-its-stink-extends-hea-1798156486

My question is, how much indole was Steve exposed to while out on his catbird seat?  Is he going to be like Mr. Jingles the mouse from The Green Mile, and live well past his lifespan?  Time will tell.
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Re: TMN wants to scream
« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2017, 05:37:43 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 22, 2017, 05:23:08 PM
Frank, I stumbled on something last night that might explain the Steve's longevity.

Oh my gawd.  That is awesome research.

And probably someone needs to inform the sparkling old dude's much younger trophy wife about this; remember, she makes him use the bathroom in the basement because he stinks up the good one upstairs.

That is, if she wants the sparkling old dude to live a longer life.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."
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