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Terrorist monkey attacks Texas teen and grandpa in pickup truck
« on: July 21, 2017, 06:29:52 PM »
Terrorist monkey attacks Texas teen and grandpa in pickup truck
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/21/Mystery-monkey-attacks-Texas-teen-and-grandpa-in-pickup-truck/8381500650788/

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July 21 (UPI) -- Animal rescuers in Texas are searching for a monkey that reportedly attacked a teenager and her grandfather while they were driving near Houston.

Michael Schliesing said he was driving Tuesday in the city of South Houston when he and his 16-year-old granddaughter, Mariah, spotted a monkey in the road.

Mariah, who was riding in the passenger seat of the pickup truck, rolled down her window to snap a photo of the unusual animal, but the monkey apparently had other plans.

Monkeys are plotting evil with rabbits. Monkeys and rabbits will wage war against humans.  :mad: :argh:
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Re: Terrorist monkey attacks Texas teen and grandpa in pickup truck
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2017, 10:38:50 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on July 21, 2017, 06:29:52 PM
Terrorist monkey attacks Texas teen and grandpa in pickup truck
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/07/21/Mystery-monkey-attacks-Texas-teen-and-grandpa-in-pickup-truck/8381500650788/

Monkeys are plotting evil with rabbits. Monkeys and rabbits will wage war against humans.  :mad: :argh:

Aided by ptarmigan traitors, no doubt . . . :whistling:
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Re: Terrorist monkey attacks Texas teen and grandpa in pickup truck
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2017, 11:24:28 AM »
Just more recruiting fodder for the patriotic bunnies....  :whistling:
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Re: Terrorist monkey attacks Texas teen and grandpa in pickup truck
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2017, 05:39:24 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 22, 2017, 10:38:50 AM
Aided by ptarmigan human traitors, no doubt . . . :whistling:

Humans are content with their own doom by rabbits. Humans have signed their own death warrant.

Quote from: Crazy Horse on July 22, 2017, 11:24:28 AM
Just more recruiting fodder for the patriotic terrorist bunnies....  :whistling:

Rabbits are the masterminds.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2017, 05:44:10 PM by Ptarmigan »
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