So I was at the mall. I never go there because everything is so white-centric and corporate. I had to get a gift for my baby father and the holistic hand made bat guano soap was lost in transit, thanks FEDEX. I knew they should have shipped by USPS. Anyhoo, there was a great rainbow of colors of people with happy smiles and a few even had on a "I'm with her" shirt. It wasn't as bad as I expected. Then some old white guy yelling at clouds sees me. I was dressed in my native country's bright colors. He immeadiatly starts yelling at me "Why are you here?" he asked. Naturally I was caught off guard so I replied "uhmm I'm here shopping". "No why are you here" he exclaimed. "Why are YOU here in THIS country?"
Well everybody there started to come toward us with shocked looking faces. A transgendered man came out of the woman's bathroom almost crying. I said to this ignorant fat white slob "This is my country. I'm super edumacated and my 8 children will make this country even better!" Well he dropped his jaw than brought it back and turned around and walked away as fast as he could. The entire group of beautiful diverse people cheered me and patted me on the back for being such a strong woman of color.
On the way out of the door the old white racist was arrested when a cop jumped out of the bushes at the mall entry. The crowd cheered even louder! I guess even in tRump's racist and horrible Merica we can have one good day. Stay woke!