the commode on DU Jr. hears about us

[franksolich]

http://discussionist.com/10151199254

Oh my.

KMOD (869 posts)     Wed Feb 22, 2017, 12:08 AM

So I hear that big dope* franksolich from the cave is a fan of mine
 
Does the tough guy post here? Or does he just hide in his little safe place? 

Well now, I wish I could; I used to.

But I did an absolute no-no that really pissed off Skins, and got banned not only in this life but in the next, it was that bad.

Sorry.

Immacolata (13,366 posts)      Wed Feb 22, 2017, 12:55 AM

18. Aw, he has a crush. Treat it as a compliment, hon!
 
"It's better to be looked over than to be overlooked." ...Mae West

Hmmmm.  I wish the primitives on Skins's island were as indulgently forgiving.

*actually franksolich is probably smaller in size than the commode.

[franksolich]

By the way, the commode needs reminded franksolich never considered himself a "tough guy;" actually I'm a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet.

So the commode can shove that up her rectal aperture and smoke it.

The insufferable FORD too.

[Carl]

For people that say they don`t care they sure get upset about us.

I see Todd and Carol Ann weigh in...you mutts have no clue the things we know.

[franksolich]

Strange Luck (18,236 posts)      Wed Feb 22, 2017, 01:15 AM

25. Betting most cons here post there as well
 
It is why they are here. They can't get away with their crap on DU so come here to try and taunt/mess with people who do/did post there.

All the while giving skinner clicks/cash. I find that rather amusing 

I would bet this tiny little corner of the web gets more traffic than their little tent fort, and it pisses em off.

Wonder how many hours they have spent talking about me, looking over my posts, etc? Now that...is damned sad if you ask me. Wonder what makes em that way? Were they abused as kids? Hell, I don't know, but they sure seem hell bent on researching other people on the internet who don't even care that they exist. I couldn't tell you the name of one of them that post over there (their screen names).

So, be happy that you made someone a fan of yours and that they are using part of their life to fret over you.

Oh now, the strange story or straight luck or whatever his name is, primitive shouldn't exaggerate his importance in the scheme of things.

Admittedly, over the years, decent and civilized people have spent a lot of hours looking over and talking about him; he attracts interest because he lies, and he lies a lot.

We don't pay attention to honest primitives, because they're indulging in socially-constructive behavior and hence shouldn't be disturbed.  But the dishonest primitives.....

But any more, this particular primitive's old news, stale.

[franksolich]

For people that say they don`t care they sure get upset about us.

I see Todd and Carol Ann weigh in...you mutts have no clue the things we know.

They're nervous because we're "quality control" for them.

Just like the Food & Drug Administration, we check out their claims about themselves to be sure the claims are legitimate; that they aren't falsely advertising themselves.

For example, it's very common for primitives to allege that they're kind or socially conscious or politically savvy or knowledgeable about things or more virtuous than everybody else or the smartest people in the universe; we check out those allegations to see if they're true or not.

If they are, we let it be; if they aren't, we air it for all to see.

Notice something, please.  While there are a few open and honest primitives on Skins's island, there are none featured here in the DUmpster; only the cravenly mendacious ones. 

[FunkyZero]

uh oh, they are on to ya Frank...
Shred all the documents, quick!

[DumbAss Tanker]

By the way, the commode needs reminded franksolich never considered himself a "tough guy;" actually I'm a nice guy, one of the nicest guys one can ever hope to meet.

So the commode can shove that up her rectal aperture and smoke it.

The insufferable FORD too.

What was it that you did, by the way?

[franksolich]

What was it that you did, by the way?

It was pretty bad; I'm sure Skins still breaks out in paroxysms of shakes and tremors and sweats when he thinks of it, mostly because I was the last person in the world he expected would do it.

It shouldn't be any wonder I was banned for life, both this life and the next one.

Anyway, someone should perhaps inform Carlos Bush over there that I was not "Frank" over there; that was someone else.  Frank seemed a nice guy to me, and so I guess I could consider it a compliment, being mistaken for him, but really, I was not Frank over there.