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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2017, 10:05:00 PM »
Where is Germany in Iceland?

How could his father be only 4 months old at the time of his death?

What a mind-numbing read, which is obviously a mash of lies...either by her, or him trying to ditch this crazy b***h

Escher painting with words.  From what I can tell, his real father died then the replacement father died, then his mom died, then he died, leaving his brother an orphan.

Or something.

I agree with the majority: he wisely dumped the DUmmy and knew she was stupid enough to swallow this story.
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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2017, 11:01:38 PM »
Anybody picking apart this story has waaay more patience than me.  That's funny though, his dad dying when dad was 4 months old.   :lmao:

OMFG!!!   :rofl:

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2017, 11:25:58 PM »
That's what I'm getting out of it.

Man, I've told some whoppers to ditch a crazy chick in my days, but I never thought about leaving the damned country. This one must be worth the effort

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2017, 01:02:59 AM »
Do some people on this thread really believe there is a "boyfriend".  Story was BS from the start.

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #29 on: February 18, 2017, 01:07:42 AM »
Do some people on this thread really believe there is a "boyfriend".  Story was BS from the start.

Despite that many seem to think there's really a guy, and he's trying a creative way to dump her, I've thought from the beginning even he was made up.

We got a primitive woman here with a fertile imagination, and President Trump ostensibly unfairly shipping all these immigrants back home, and so this was a tale she created to emphasize the "human" "tragedy" of it all.
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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #30 on: February 18, 2017, 01:27:22 AM »
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My boyfriend has duel citizenship

Does that mean he can shoot himself at ten paces?

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #31 on: February 18, 2017, 02:40:45 AM »
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My boyfriend just called me on his way to Germany in Iceland. I found out that he was born to a German father and mother. His German father died on the Autobahn when he was 4 months old. His mother later met his American father while he was stationed in Frankfurt Germany. They got married and when my boyfriend was 3 his American father started procedure to adopt him which because my boyfriend was a German citizen and going through American law also it took until he was about 6 before it was complete. When he was 7 his American father died. Now his mother had had dual citizenship to the U.S by the time my boyfriend was born but he was born in a German hospital. He came here when he was 14 with his mother and had to take the citizenship test to become a citizen of the U.S. His mother died when he was 16 ( yes he has dealt with a lot of death ) so she is not here for them to check with. He is on record for being a protester and belonging to groups fighting the Republicans and that is one of the reasons they are picking on him, his protests go deeper than just standing on the street with signs but he has not broken the law though they did try to give him a felony for inciting a riot which they had to drop because they could not prove it and with this crap they are pulling they of course tried to bring it up. He by the way has 6 immigration lawyers a couple are in Germany and the others are in a few different states in America and except for paying $500 it is all Pro Bono. He does not want me to go to a news source at this time because he does not want to ruffle the idiots feathers at this time any more than they are already ruffled. He went to Germany by the way so he did not have to sit in a detention center which he found out by his lawyer would take longer for them to get the info and being free in Germany it would be faster to gather the info the assholes need. That is why he went to Germany so it was not forced...well not completely as they gave him a flippin choice of leaving the country or detention. He is also not entirely sure if we will end up moving to Germany...still kinda up in the air about that. I will try to answer questions but our talk was not very long as he was just doing a layover for a little while.
It took a little bit to parse this, but I'm pretty sure that I have the answer here.

He was in Iceland on his way to Germany.  That means that he took IcelandAir.  This matters because IcelandAir has for decades been an inexpensive way to get to Europe even on short notice.  The trick is that you always have to connect via Reykjavik and the schedules kinda stink, so travelers often are stuck at Keflavik airport for several hours.  Keflavik is about 35 miles away from the city center of Reykjavik, an expensive taxi ride, and the airport itself is staggeringly boring. 

Anyway, DUmmie Doreen's beau has either fled her, as some have postulated, or, I suspect, he was one of those facing a felony riot charge from the inauguration and he fled the country to avoid prosecution.  The clue is in this sentence: 
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He is on record for being a protester and belonging to groups fighting the Republicans and that is one of the reasons they are picking on him, his protests go deeper than just standing on the street with signs but he has not broken the law though they did try to give him a felony for inciting a riot which they had to drop because they could not prove it and with this crap they are pulling they of course tried to bring it up.

That is just not an ordinary, everyday charge, but recall that hundreds arrested in DC at the inauguration were indeed going to be charged with felonious inciting of riot.  Hence, I strongly suspect that Mr. Doreen here is in the process of becoming a fugitive from justice.

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #32 on: February 18, 2017, 04:12:41 AM »
Heh. Dude was fed up with her, jumped in his car, called and told her he was in Iceland, then drove back home to Tennessee where he is really from.

The end.

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2017, 07:24:10 AM »
It took a little bit to parse this, but I'm pretty sure that I have the answer here.

He was in Iceland on his way to Germany.  That means that he took IcelandAir.  This matters because IcelandAir has for decades been an inexpensive way to get to Europe even on short notice.  The trick is that you always have to connect via Reykjavik and the schedules kinda stink, so travelers often are stuck at Keflavik airport for several hours.  Keflavik is about 35 miles away from the city center of Reykjavik, an expensive taxi ride, and the airport itself is staggeringly boring. 

Anyway, DUmmie Doreen's beau has either fled her, as some have postulated, or, I suspect, he was one of those facing a felony riot charge from the inauguration and he fled the country to avoid prosecution.  The clue is in this sentence: 
That is just not an ordinary, everyday charge, but recall that hundreds arrested in DC at the inauguration were indeed going to be charged with felonious inciting of riot.  Hence, I strongly suspect that Mr. Doreen here is in the process of becoming a fugitive from justice.


IF BF exists:

* BF probably had only German citizenship, probably came here legally, and maybe started the naturalization paperwork, but got lazy;

* Whether he told her the full story (stories) or not, BF was probably involved in serious political violence, possibly in the organization thereof;

* BF has been telling DU-chick a whole bunch of sob stories - the implausibilities and inconsistencies have accumulated through the months or years - to have a sympathetic bed warmer;

* The Trump Administration has been going after illegal and legal aliens who have done criminal things (more than entering the US illegally or overstaying visas), and BF is experiencing consequences instead of Obamian moosh.
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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2017, 03:36:43 PM »
Somehow anyone that can explain his situation with proof has died . . . I call B S or its a sad tradic story he has read someone else had gone through like in a movie

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #35 on: February 18, 2017, 03:40:31 PM »
IF BF exists:

* BF probably had only German citizenship, probably came here legally, and maybe started the naturalization paperwork, but got lazy;

* Whether he told her the full story (stories) or not, BF was probably involved in serious political violence, possibly in the organization thereof;

* BF has been telling DU-chick a whole bunch of sob stories - the implausibilities and inconsistencies have accumulated through the months or years - to have a sympathetic bed warmer;

* The Trump Administration has been going after illegal and legal aliens who have done criminal things (more than entering the US illegally or overstaying visas), and BF is experiencing consequences instead of Obamian moosh.

Next up:  If he exists, BF asks her to wire $10,000 for legal costs to re-enter.  Then repeat with different amounts.

Just wait.
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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #36 on: February 18, 2017, 03:51:36 PM »
Next up:  If he exists, BF asks her to wire $10,000 for legal costs to re-enter.  Then repeat with different amounts.

Just wait.

That's where the gofundmyscam comes into play.

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #37 on: February 18, 2017, 07:36:10 PM »
That's where the gofundmyscam comes into play.
"We're just $10 away from getting Doreen's fake boyfriend back from Germany!  :bouncy:"

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #38 on: February 19, 2017, 08:59:34 AM »
Next up:  If he exists, BF asks her to wire $10,000 for legal costs to re-enter.  Then repeat with different amounts.

Just wait.

"We're just $10 away from getting Doreen's fake boyfriend back from Germany!  :bouncy:"

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #39 on: February 19, 2017, 09:10:51 AM »
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Response to JustAnotherGen (Reply #48)Fri Feb 17, 2017, 12:36 PM
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52. Yes ICE. Unless my boyfriend gives me permission I can not do anything.

Don't wait for permission, listen to your heart Doreen.

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Re: DUmmy OMFG Doreens Distress, Day 2
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2017, 11:22:45 AM »
Heh. Dude was fed up with her, jumped in his car, called and told her he was in Iceland, then drove back home to Tennessee where he is really from.

The end.

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