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Offline dutch508

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Philosorapter tries to be funny...again...
« on: August 07, 2008, 05:26:23 PM »
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Philosoraptor  (1000+ posts)     Thu Aug-07-08 05:38 PM
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New evidence proves JFK committed suicide, Oswald exonerated.
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(fake news)

Recently discovered archival evidence proves once and for all that President John Fitzgerald Kennedy killed himself on that fateful day in November of 1963, totally exonerating the suspected assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald.

Really. No shit. Case closed so shut the **** up about it or you might commit suicide too.

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mloutre  (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-07-08 06:17 PM
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5. NOT FUNNY
 Sorry, nice try, thanks for playing, but... **BZZZZZZT!!!!**
 


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Philosoraptor  (1000+ posts)     Thu Aug-07-08 06:21 PM
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8. No, it AIN'T funny.



wait for it...

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Swamp Rat  (1000+ posts)      Thu Aug-07-08 06:19 PM
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6. And whatever you do, do NOT mention George Herbert Walker Bushler's name in connection with JFK.

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Re: Philosorapter tries to be funny...again...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 06:01:09 PM »
About as funny as watching the neighbors dog getting violated by Philosscrapper.
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Re: Philosorapter tries to be funny...again...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2008, 06:32:28 PM »
About as funny as watching the neighbors dog getting violated by Philosscrapper.

It'd only be funny if it were a junkyard dog.
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Re: Philosorapter tries to be funny...again...
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2008, 10:06:46 PM »
About as funny as watching the neighbors dog getting violated by Philosscrapper.

It'd only be funny if it were a junkyard dog.

Roles reversed it'd be pretty funny.