Cryano was in the military? Riiiight.
Actually he was; served in Washington state, I believe.
But Cryano's one of these hard nuts to crack; I dunno if it's intentional or just his good luck, but he's gotten by on the internet for years and years without revealing too many details about himself. For example, I've never been able to estimate how old he is.
I don't even want to guess whether he's straight or queer.
That happens once in a while, the facts of a primitive eluding one, but whether by chance or on purpose, I have no idea.
Born and raised in Staten Island, Cryano was all set to become another
wunderkind of Wall Street when the pressure of being a runner on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange got to him, and he freaked out and walked off the job.
The best I can tell, which is not very much, he works in some sort of social services job down in Florida.
Which was too bad, because it was reputed that one day he'd become as rich as.....Donald Trump.
I kid you not.