When Trump does NOT blow up the world they will congratulate themselves for their activism having stopped the end of the world.
Proglodytes are first, and always, creatures of ego.
So, I'm walking around Manhattan last night getting ready to hold the door open for a handicapped muslim lesbian, and I hear this redneck sounding person screaming about monkeys on his back or something. I look over, and it's Donald dRumph, the rethuglicon fake pResident and popular vote loser, Putin puppet, that gave our secret submarine secrets to china. Oh, and he's int he KGB too I think.
Anyway, he was trying to type in the nuclear codes on his NRA sticker-laden briefcase because he thougyht there were kittens living in California that weren't born in the US and had brown hair. He said he had to nuke them because they weren't like him or his privileged white nationalist racist cats who are card-carrying KKK members. He said one or two of them might even be gay so he couldn't take any chances.
Anyway, I reached into his briefcase and turned his National Enquirer magazine around backwards and he suddenly had a revelation. He shook my hand and thanked me while the cab drivers were all clapping. He admitted that he was really just an uneducated rural white racist, and unworthy of holding office, so I even paid for his cab fare because he wanted to check himself into a mental institution after I had shown him the light.
I thank the flying spaghetti monster in the sky that I threatened to leave my TV on a different channel during the inauguration, otherwise this could have gone really badly.
