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Offline samspade

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Putin deploys S-300 Santa Claus Tracking System to Syria
« on: December 11, 2016, 01:26:55 PM »
According to the Russian Interfax news service, just in time for the holidays, Russia is planning to deploy an additional S-300 ‘Santa Tracking’ surface to air missile system to Syria. The weapon will be capable of tracking Santa Claus across Syrian airspace.

The Russian Ministry of Defense (MoD) insists that the system is nothing for the US or its allies to be concerned about. It is simply being deployed as a precaution to make sure that Santa has a safe journey delivering toys to Christian children in Syria this Christmas because “it really is the children that are important”.


https://www.themideastbeast.com/putin-deploys-s-300-santa-claus-tracking-system-syria/

That man, Putin, cares.  obama went golfing

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Re: Putin deploys S-300 Santa Claus Tracking System to Syria
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2016, 07:51:24 AM »
Is for Santa's protection.  Is not problem.
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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