I think Hillary really won MI, PA, WI, and FL but the GOP counts the vote

[docstew]

Before it is removed.

So, a Dummy invokes Occam's Razor and says "Either we really did lose, or THOUSANDS of people that we tell each other need reminders to breathe simultaneously pulled off the largest black op in the history of the world, and did so without a trace or a single one of them saying a word about it."

[Delmar]

Hillary had a chance to win the election but it would have been risky to try.  She didn't even visit Wisconsin after the convention, she ignored the midwest battleground states--but she had a good reason, she didn't want to risk having another twitching, slobbering, medical emergency collapse like the one she had in New York on 9/11.  Trump was out hustling for votes right up to the last minute while the nasty, no stamina Cankles was hiding out in a Craftmatic adjusta-bed waiting to be coronated.