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Offline Karin

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Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
« on: November 03, 2016, 01:56:04 PM »
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Thu Nov 3, 2016, 01:05 PM

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Here's a scene from multiple Republican living rooms everywhere:
   
 Husband: You ARE voting for Trump, right?
Wife: Oh, of course, dear...(fingers crossed behind back)
Husband: I'm serious. Trump has to win. He'll make America Great Again!
Wife: He sure will, dear...(rolls eyes after turning away)
Husband: Well, that's good. No wife of mine would ever vote for Clinton.
Wife: Yes, I'm sure that's true, dear...(repeats divorce lawyer's number silently to self)

No.  This is our conversation:

Husband:  OH MY GOD That ****ing bitch is bellowing and screeching again.  Where's the remote?  QUICK!
Wife:  Right here. 

Get a load of their caricatures of what repuke marriages are like. 

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OhZone (1,219 posts)

1. Makes me glad to be lez.
 
Although I can't find anyone to marry me.
 

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Thu Nov 3, 2016, 01:59 PM

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12. I don't know. I suspect that many Republican women will

just vote for Hillary and say nothing about it. That's sort of what the surveys of early voters is showing, I think.

You wanna bet?  Some of the most rabid Trump supporters on social media that I've seen are women. 

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Re: Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2016, 02:17:33 PM »
What Rock Head doesn`t understand is that conservative women are not self serving shrews like liberal ones are,they use their heads to determine a vote.
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Re: Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2016, 02:30:16 PM »
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Here's a scene from multiple Democratic living rooms everywhere:
   
Dominant Spouse: You ARE voting for Hillary, right?
 
Subservient Spouse: Oh, of course, dear!! The party said to vote for her, so we will do what they say. It's what we do. We're liberals.

Dominant Spouse: That's right! I would tell you to go make me a sammich, but I haven't received permission from the party, so I'll sit here and await further instructions."

Fixed.

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Re: Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2016, 02:36:06 PM »
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OhZone (1,219 posts)

1. Makes me glad to be lez.
 
Although I can't find anyone to marry me.
Big surprise there....
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Re: Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2016, 02:44:52 PM »
 :epicfacepalm:
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Re: Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2016, 02:49:40 PM »
Quote from: DLR Pyro on November 03, 2016, 02:36:06 PM
Big surprise there....

Hwr sammich making skills are deficient.
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Re: Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2016, 05:29:34 PM »
My wife is going to vote for Trump.  No problem.  She knows that life under HilLIARy would be a cluster****, punctuated by mushroom clouds brought on by Muslim terrorists or North Korea.
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Re: Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
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1. Makes me glad to be lez.
 
Although I can't find anyone to marry me.

I guess women of that sexual inclination don't like to put up with ugly, rabid bitches.  I know men don't.
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Re: Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2016, 05:37:53 PM »
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1. Makes me glad to be lez.
 
Although I can't find anyone to marry me.

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Re: Rockhead Being an Insufferable Ass
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2016, 05:43:35 PM »
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12. I don't know. I suspect that many Republican women will

just vote for Hillary and say nothing about it. That's sort of what the surveys of early voters is showing, I think.


You're not too sure, are you?  In fact, I don't think you really believe a word you typed.

Quote from: Karin on November 03, 2016, 01:56:04 PM

You wanna bet?  Some of the most rabid Trump supporters on social media that I've seen are women.

I'll make that bet, too.    Some, surprised the hell out of me.  No way in hell did I figure them for Trump voters.

But, here we are.
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