(PSA, Epilogue)
Dear libs, progs and (D)Ummies,
It would appear that you're starting to get stingy with your tears and outrage. It is almost like something took the wind right out of your sails.
You aren't saving it for something special, are you?
My worries about a clinton presidency aren't what they were. If she wins, she has no mandate. No honeymoon. She will come in at day one, damaged goods. She may not even make it a whole term
if she wins. No supreme court justices are going to get confirmed under her, and there wont be any gun control passed under her. In your heart of hearts, every last one of you progladytes reading this knows that what I'm saying here is true, regardless of what you say publicly over on skins island.
I'm sure you guys will enjoy that a great deal,
if she wins.
I saw one of the the anti-trump ad that Stumpy Inc. put out, earlier. "Do you want your children to see the president of the united states...blah blah blah". This ad is the real world equivalent of a universally known snakeoil salesman complaining about someones spelling punctuation and grammar on the internet, and I just have to say: Please, keep running it. Trump appreciates the votes. Hillary should fire whichever mushbrain concocted that one. I am now convinced, that Donald Trump is going to win this election. Oh, it wasn't just the ad, it was everything else too. And theres more coming. Drip drip drip. And likely a *splash* coming soon too.
That leaves you guys in an interesting position.
On the one hand, even if she wins a lot of liberal/prog tears and rage will ensue. Nobody trusts her, and the bully pulpit will be reduced to the wimpy woman whisper no matter how shrill she gets. What a great victory for feminism, and a shining pillar of goodness for the first woman president. That is what you wanted, right?
On the other hand, if Trump wins (and I'm pretty sure that is what we're all in for) you guys are going to need those tears and that outrage like never before. Roll that around in your little heads for a minute. Fortunately, you wont have to plan how you'll react because it is a given. Everyone knows it. No one denies it.
Meanwhile, I think we cavers might have to start a betting pool:
If trump wins the election, which city will be the first to burn, and how long will it take for a clintonite/supporter to blame Trump?
Own it (D)Ummies, you know its true:

CMD