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I got a new book cover!
« on: September 15, 2016, 10:11:42 AM »
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I got a new book cover!


I love working from home, I really do. Going to the hotel was slowly killing me (after the whole accident thing, it got worse quickly). So now I'm a stay-at-home author. My cover artist sent me my new cover.



So now, I sit here with the dogs, typing away. Visit DU once in a while. Check out some websites for inspiration. Take a nap. All the fun things!

That you willpitt?

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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2016, 10:33:21 AM »
Of Love and Corn Dogs?  :o  :rotf:
Probably means corn holing.


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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2016, 10:40:00 AM »
Hey, WillParkinson
South Park did it first.
http://southpark.cc.com/clips/152102/what-a-grand-grand-penis
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2016, 10:44:24 AM »
Butt****ery and corn dogs.

Damn.
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2016, 12:48:55 PM »
Tres les Ghey.
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2016, 01:46:40 PM »
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm just going to back out of the room slowly.
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2016, 02:36:00 PM »
Interesting how their stories are ever changing.

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For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. He thought this might pick me up. He shouldn't have (and I told him thus) but he loves me (and I don't know what I've done to deserve him).

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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2016, 03:26:43 PM »
Twinkie romance novels.

Great.

 :banghead: :banghead:

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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2016, 03:28:42 PM »
Does a corndog count as a sex toy?
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2016, 03:58:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 15, 2016, 03:28:42 PM
Does a corndog count as a sex toy?

In the Castro district of SF, it does . . . :whistling: :runaway:
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2016, 04:53:14 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on September 15, 2016, 03:28:42 PM
Does a corndog count as a sex toy?

Can't be choosy when you are a dummie queer.  Got to take whatever is available.  Apparently it was an overcooked corndog for dummie Parker Williams. I guess hubby is slipping the sausage up some other guys hiney.

A quick google comes up with this:

http://parkerwilliamsauthor.com/wordpress/

Seems he wriites queer love stories.    :gay:

 :puke:

« Last Edit: September 15, 2016, 04:56:50 PM by I_B_Perky »
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2016, 06:53:23 PM »
Quote from: Karin on September 15, 2016, 01:46:40 PM
I don't know what's going on here, but I'm just going to back out of the room slowly.

I don't think you have anything to worry about.

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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2016, 07:23:26 AM »
Hmmm...The MoonbatToEnglish Dictionary is required here...

"For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. "

Translation: I have AIDS
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2016, 09:47:54 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on September 16, 2016, 07:23:26 AM
Hmmm...The MoonbatToEnglish Dictionary is required here...

"For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. "

Translation: I have AIDS

And no Playstaion.
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2016, 04:44:50 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on September 16, 2016, 07:23:26 AM
Hmmm...The MoonbatToEnglish Dictionary is required here...

"For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. "

Translation: I have AIDS

 :lol: :lol:

That made me LOL!!!!  H5!
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2016, 05:34:52 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on September 15, 2016, 04:53:14 PM
Can't be choosy when you are a dummie queer.  Got to take whatever is available.  Apparently it was an overcooked corndog for dummie Parker Williams. I guess hubby is slipping the sausage up some other guys hiney.

A quick google comes up with this:

http://parkerwilliamsauthor.com/wordpress/

Seems he wriites queer love stories.    :gay:

 :puke:

Corndog, still frozen...
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2016, 07:20:06 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on September 16, 2016, 05:34:52 PM
Corndog, still frozen...

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Talk about a cold asshole.   :rotf:
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2016, 08:07:53 PM »
What's the fork and knife for ?

Is that Haute Corndog Cuisine ? Pinkies extended ?
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2016, 08:14:49 PM »
Pardon me while I go puke.  Friggin' pillowbiters always got to brag about their sick lifestyle.
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2016, 12:09:40 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on September 16, 2016, 07:23:26 AM
Hmmm...The MoonbatToEnglish Dictionary is required here...

"For reasons I can't discuss right now (sigh) I spend a lot of time at home and have been very bored. "

Translation: I have AIDS

Or house arrest.
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Re: I got a new book cover!
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2016, 05:21:21 PM »
Quote from: fatboy on September 17, 2016, 12:09:40 PM
Or house arrest.

The local gay bathhouse must have gotten busted.  Wait a second... I just reread the dummies post. He said "Going to the hotel was slowly killing me" and mentioned something about an accident.  So I guess he must have gotten busted... er accident... for being a gay whore.   :lmao:
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