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Offline franksolich

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a modest proposal for the establishment Democrats
« on: July 28, 2016, 09:16:42 AM »
It’s too early to tell yet—and the primitives inevitably fold to the bosses, doing what they’re told to do—and perhaps the defection of the Bernie bullies from the Democrat party won’t be as big as it seems to be trending.

But in case it does turn into a potentially massive defection of the Bernie bullies from the Democrat party, I have a modest proposal for the Democrat establishment, those people who put their money and time and energies in supporting and maintaining the Democrat party and its candidates.

I suspect it's vitally important that the Bernie bullies be kept on the reservation, so that the other guy doesn't end up winning.

The Bernie bullies have always alleged themselves to be outsiders without a voice in the Democrat party, which is true, and which of course a good thing, as I’m sure those who built and maintained the Democrat party wouldn’t like to see uncouth vandals wreaking havoc within the party, shattering it, pulling it down.

It’s obvious that the Bernie bullies need educated, trained, schooled, in how politics works.

They have no idea, but one wonders if it’s because of a lack of experience or because of pure stupidity and idiocy.

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There’s a good case that can be made for the latter, as other than Skippy and Manny, the Bernie bullies never seemed to have much cerebral prowess.  It’s obvious that Skins or the Brooklynite primitive or the buzzy one or Jugs—each of them alone--has more brainpower than the whole of Manny’s jackass message-board…..all put together.

One has to keep in mind that Manny’s jackass message board, founded by two primitive femmes of no prominence, never got going anywhere until Manny jumped on board, steering them right.

It’s the Democrat way—it’s okay to use a woman as a figurehead, but if one wants to get things done, best to have a man behind the scenes actually in charge, so that they get done.

And unfortunately for the good name and reputation of women, the stupidest of the Bernie bullies, bar none, appears to be the idiot girl over there, who makes even the bubble-headed Amber or the senescent Judy grasswire look dazzlingly brilliant in comparison. 

But stupidity as the reason for the Bernie bullies not having a voice in the Democrat party might, or might not, be the case.  I dunno.

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An equally good case could be made that the Bernie bullies haven’t exercised much influence in the Democrat party because they’re novices, know-nothings, in politics.

And hence franksolich’s modest proposal to the establishment Democrats, so as to keep the Bernie bullies from abandoning the Democrat party.  Let them in, and let them have a little bit of influence.

But don’t let them have too much; oh God, no.

How about creation of something to be called the “junior Democrats” or the “apprentice Democrats,” in which case the establishment Democrats magnanimously allow them to sit in on the various committees, in which they have one-half a vote each.

These junior Democrats could probably be given special uniforms, including a neck-scarf like what the Hitler Youth used to wear; given the fascistic leanings of the Bernie bullies, I’m sure having a special uniform would be a big draw for them.

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Such a proposal, though, is probably a plan for nothing, a plan for something that’s not likely to happen in any significant way, as the Bernie bullies, being primitives, after a period of pouting and temper-tantrumming, threatening to leave the Democrat party, which could last all autumn, are going to sit down, shut up, and do as the bosses tell them to do.

But it’s good to have a plan, just in case.
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Re: a modest proposal for the establishment Democrats
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2016, 09:39:36 AM »
The "radicals" have two potential assets, money and a vote. Potential in that they have no money after buying their pot so all they got that the establishment dems wants is their vote.

And I suspect that they will get most of their votes but I like that some are shaking the bushes for commie Jill Stein.

Meanwhile over a the DUmp, what has happened to the literally dozens of mentions daily of their other hero and fellow Clinton sellout Liz Warren?
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Re: a modest proposal for the establishment Democrats
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2016, 09:40:59 AM »
The bern outs are the inevitable result of decades of leftist pandering and identity politics.

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Re: a modest proposal for the establishment Democrats
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2016, 11:12:12 AM »
The bern outs are the inevitable result of decades of leftist pandering and identity politics.

The same process is also responsible for the blue-collar Dems falling away from the party, unfortunately those are the grown-ups and they are heavily out-numbered by those who aren't (Of all ages).
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