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Offline Delmar

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No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« on: July 24, 2016, 09:41:02 AM »
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"I left my country to get away from men like him"

That's what a stalwart Republican Cuban immigrant said to me about Trump yestetday. She then added simply, "Hillary must win." So that's hopeful...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12512283421

This stalwart Republican just came to this conclusion all on her own, without being guided to it by the wise primitive?  No witnesses whispering congratulations?  No applause?  Where did this happen, the Walgreens parking lot or at the gas pump?

All I can say in its favor is that it didn't waste too much of my time.

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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2016, 09:51:10 AM »
Yes, 1 bong worthy.  For being concise.
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2016, 09:57:57 AM »

     For people who don't know any Republicans, they sure know a lot of Republicans.
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2016, 09:58:26 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on July 24, 2016, 09:51:10 AM
Yes, 1 bong worthy.  For being concise.

Concur, 1 :stoner: for being laconic.
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2016, 09:59:28 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on July 24, 2016, 09:57:57 AM
     For people who don't know any Republicans, they sure know a lot of Republicans.

They run into Rs at gas stations, supermarket lines, Barnes & Noble, and jumping out of bushes.
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2016, 10:22:28 AM »
The Republicans in general and Trump in particular are reeling in humiliation because of this humble primitives profound post on democrat underground.

Meanwhile, back at wikileaks..... :-)
« Last Edit: July 24, 2016, 10:43:46 AM by fatboy »
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2016, 10:28:56 AM »
Quote from: Delmar on July 24, 2016, 09:41:02 AM
Where did this happen, the Walgreens parking lot or at the gas pump?

In line at the welfare office.
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2016, 10:58:46 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 24, 2016, 10:28:56 AM
In line at the welfare office.
Dressed in their workboots.
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2016, 10:59:35 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 24, 2016, 10:28:56 AM
In line at the welfare office.

Why would a "stalwart Republican" be at a welfare office? Making a delivery? Repairing the HVAC or computers?
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2016, 11:18:54 AM »
Hey, it may lack some of the hallmarks of a great bouncy, but at least the punchline, "Hillary must win", is a gem.
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2016, 11:34:37 AM »
Quote from: SVPete on July 24, 2016, 10:59:35 AM
Why would a "stalwart Republican" be at a welfare office? Making a delivery? Repairing the HVAC or computers?

I regard that part as mere embellishment, based on the person she was talking to looking, sort of, you know, "Cuban."
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Re: No drawn out conversion, no pat on the back. Short & sweet bouncy
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2016, 01:28:49 PM »
Wow, what a terrible bouncy. In the off chance that it isn't a bouncy:

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"I left my country to get away from men like him"

Uh...Cankles is far more like the people you left Cuba to get away from, than trump.

The reality is that you left Cuba to get away from men like Cankles.



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